I make my ring announcing debut on Saturday.

dsimon writes:

The Cus Amato line: "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the one square piece of Real estate where Homicide is legal." ::

 

Thanks guys. :bears:

Should be a blast. Anyone here ever done it?

 

Steve, don't come with that shit :nono:
Tell us now what your catchphrase will be :dunno:

 

So... I want to come up with a corny catch-phrase before the main event. Also, any other suggestions would be welcome.[/quote]

" Two men. Contender or Pretender; Hero or Zeroooooooooo!" If you use it 50/50 on finders fee and Royal's. Don't make me hunt you down. Good luck big homie!:clap:

 

" Two men. Contender or Pretender; Hero or Zeroooooooooo!" If you use it 50/50 on finders fee and Royal's. Don't make me hunt you down. Good luck big homie!:clap:[/QUOTE]

Thanks Otis. Good luck against Green.

 

I haven't decided yet.

 

"uh, ... lets get ready to...uh watch some violence...ummm between these two guys err uh warriors...let's hear some noise Philadel...err ahh Montreal. I like pie!"

 

"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!...."

Do you like it?

 

knowing you you'll go with something along the lines of "MAY THE CUTEST GUY WIN"

 

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS SEE IF WE CAN GET THESE GUYS TO SHOW US THEIR COCKS!!!!

 

Wish me luck boyos :bears:

 

Good luck steve-o! :cheer:

 

Good Luck Dog...

Take a Deeeeeeeeeep Breath,Speak SLOWER than Normal & have FUN w/that Shit...


REED:bears:

 

Good luck dude. What's your catch phrase finally?

 

hey steven david, how it went??

 

Went really well, it was a blast. :bears:

 

did the ladies give u any play because of it?

 

Hanzy just loves that dick.

 

Exibit A.

 

what did you said? any catchphrase?

 

Got a number and a date.

 

Nah, I didn't use a catch phrase. Maybe when I'm more comfortable. ::

For a first timer though I was probably the best ever.

 

Oh pls you're so bad you would look retarded annoucning at special olympics...

 

Dave - what did you say exactly?

Were you more nervous than you thought you would be, or did you speak as confidently as you did in your mind beforehand?

 

"Time to let the fists do the talkin"

You know thats the line right there, go ahead and use it man, we'll talk finders fee later :crafty:

 

I like that one. :bears:

 

Good question.

I was about as confident as I thought I was going to be.... I was thinking of REED's advice in there. I had to slow down a couple times.

Dale Brown was ringside, which was pretty cool.

Here is what I said for the main event...

INTRODUCING FIRST, FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER, HE WEIGHED IN AT ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-NINE POUNDS.... HIS PROFESSIONAL RECORD STANDS AT SEVEN-TEEN WINS WITH SIX-TEEN LOSSES AND THREE DRAWS... HE HAS NINE WINS COMING BY WAY OF KNOCKOUT..... HE HAILS FROM HOBBERMA, ALBERTA.... INTRODUCING WILLARD LEWIS.


AND HIS OPPONENT ACCROSS THE RING, FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER, HE WEIGHED IN AT ONE-HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN POUNDS.... HIS PROFESSIONAL RECORD IS A PERFECT ONE.... IN THIRTEEN BOUTS HE HAS THIRTEEN VICTORIES WITHOUT A LOSS.... WITH FOUR WINS COMING BY WAY OF KNOCKOUT.... HE IS FIGHTING OUT OF AND REPRESENTING CALGARY, ALBERTA,..HE IS THE C-A-M MIDDLEWEIGHT CHAMPION.. INTRODUCING..... ALBERT "THE PUNISHER" ON-OL-U-NOSE.

I thought I kinda sounded like Jimmy Lennon Jnr.

The ringside doctor complimented me on my announcing and he seemed genuinely surprised when I told him it was my first time. I just went for it.

Hopefully they have me back.

 

Tape it next time bro, even an audio tape and Carlos can post it here.
Congrats!

 

It was such short notice that I couldn't set anything like that up. If there is a next time, I want to get a copy.

If I want to get really good at it, I need something to look back at so I can improve.

Thanks, Karl!