If you had to fight a heavyweight champion

id fight the current version of muhammad ali

 

You'd be DQ'd, 10k in the hole, and your girlfriend would either leave you or start cheating on you because of how you humiliated yourself.

 

Actually Id take the Oldyfield that got robbed againt Valuev. Harder to get KO'd by a guy who only throws 10 punches per round.

 

You'd have gone in there with Sonny Liston?

 

Of course not --- but I'd be somewhat surprised if even a character as foreboding as Liston, properly informed of his rival, would have gone all-out on someone here.

 

And before you got in the ring with him I would inform him that you had called him "Dee Rabbit".

It would take an army of small, rotund cleaning ladies, armed with NASA designed spatulas and a million gallons of cleaning agent to get you off the canvas.:crafty:

 

DQ`d? Dude the ref is getting 100k from my half million. :hammert:

 

:giggle:horrible

it's me versus Gerald MacClellan on the undercard

 

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if there is such a thing as hell, all three of us are going there::