James Kirkland makes his return

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  1. Xplosive

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    Dog Jones was correct. Kirkland is maybe the only "name" pro boxer than McGregor would actually KO.
     
  2. Irish

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    Yeah very unusual sort of punch for any established fighter to ever get hit by.
     
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  3. Irish

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    Expect McGregor and his people to push for a much anticipated battle against "dangerous" James Kirkland.
     
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    Forget Connor, you should take him on. Put fightbeat on the map.

    I've devised a game plan for you:

    Go punch him in the face. If he gets up punch him again.
     
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    I wonder if any of here coukd enjoy any success against any fighter ever
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Probably not unless "any fighter" includes the guys who are like 0-30 with 29 losses via KO who are brought out purely as cannon fodder.
     
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    Looking at that ghost video of Kirkland, he's built well but his body is crumpling from those blows. These guys are on a whole other level.
     
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    Stinger?
     
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    Esk, Stinger, and Orion are gone, so... no.
     
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    The Humble Watermelon. Green, like Kryptonite. Red, like a pristine Reyes "hecho en mehico" glove. He who Masters the Melon shall be Prince De La Pelea.

    Personally I think when I was younger id manage 1 round with Canelo, by making him put his life savings on a 2nd round ko......
     
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    You mean that DEA agent from Breaking Bad? Better call Saul Alvarez, then the amberlamps.
     
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    whiskey Czarcasm

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    Wouldn't it be easier to speak with one of your shared family members? :Jest:
     
  13. Irish

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    Oh you don't know my family. They'd want options n sheet
     
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    Matthew Hatton said in a couple years, he'll have me sparring with Campbell. I'll comeback and let yous all know how it went.
     
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    You can spar with Kirkland tomorrow... and do well. Very well.
     
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    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    I would say Charlie would be in the nuthouse, but the mental health care system is a mess. He would probably just sneak assault the other patients there anyway. That’s what happened when Jermain Taylor was in a mental facility, he beat up another patient. And unlike Charlie, he’s a real boxer who can do scary damage.

    I’m pretty scared to think of what Jermain Taylor might do. It’s fortunate that he hasn’t already murdered anyone (that we know of).

    I’ve seen way too much of the bizarre trainwreck that is Charlie Zelenoff. I still find it hard to believe that someone like this actually exists. He actually goes to brothels, records him fucking or kissing the hooker, and then plays the audio and goes “that’s me kissing my super hot girlfriend”. Then you hear a girl in a heavy Asian accent say “thank you, please come again”.
     
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    Was this meant to say UNlike?
     
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    Erratic "Twinkle Toes" McJack

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    Thanks, I fixed it.

    That said, as awful as Charlie is at boxing, he could still hurt someone by attacking an unsuspecting person the way he does. He went to jail once for sucker punching a pizza man who looked like a senior citizen.
     
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    Have you watched the home made documentary about Zelenoff on youtube? I couldn't help pitying the man, I mean the guy is completely deluded. He needs heavy psychiatric treatment. At one point, he walks around in the streets, with his fake belt wrapped around his shoulder, and he genuinely seems to believe he's giving back to the community, getting them to see «the champ» walking around the neighbourhood that has seen him grow up. At another point, he shows a picture of a model, clearly a professionnal picture he probably cut out of a magazine, and tells that's his girlfriend. I think he's harassing famous women too, even knocking at their personnal residence. He's a scary combination of dumb and totally deluded.
     
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    Deontay Wilder actually took his toy belt from him when he smacked him around, so I guess Charlie bought another one.

    I’ve seen the documentary, he’s a uniquely twisted individual. Like there’s so many people out there who are dumb or delusional or narcissistic or creepy or whatever but he’s all of the above, taken to an extreme. He makes many videos for the girls he wants, he thinks they’re actually watching his videos, and he’ll show some lipstick or a pair of high heels and say “Kim Kardashian, look the champ bought you some sexy shoes, call me!”
     
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    Kirkland says he has no plans to retire, and wants to reunite with Mann Wolfe.

    This won't end well...
     
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    Well that’s rather depressing news.
     
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    If nothing else, Kirkland's proven his durability.
     
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    Kirkland sounded punch drunk YEARS ago.

    Hes gonna be a vegetable if he doesn't retire now.
     
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    Well we can rule Pavlik out at least...
     
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    I think Man Wolfe is behind all this. She's gonna get him committed to some loony bin but before she's gonna cut off James dick and start wearing it like Buffallo Bill. "put the fucking lotion in the basket" style...... "it keeps its hands up or it gets hit again... yes it does Precious it does"
     
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    Yes. He is not durable.
     
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    Guy is literally a highlight KO reel by now.
     
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    Similar to Tommy Hearns There's NOT Much Difference in the Way Young James Kirkland Talked, Compared to Currently...

    But agREED, Brother NEEDS to Retire Forthwith...




    REED:Facepalm:
     
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    Tommy Hearns is BADLY brain damaged bruh.

    Pre-Leonard, he sounded fine. Granted, the brother was never articulate, but he wasn't slurring at all in the early 80s.

    Now, you can barely understand a word he says.

    You have a point of Kirkland though. Dude always sounded slow.
     

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