Joshua vs Pulev confirmed

Is that Saved by the Bell guy still working for DAZN or was that somebody else?

 

These slow motion footage of these fucking nobodies showing up in an underground car park.........FFS. You'd think Christ himself was gliding across Lake Galilee.

Come on.

 

This show is embarrassing. Kuzmin coming out to Bakoles song. Then they stop it and start again. Kuzmin got the night off from whatever door he normally works. He sports breasts. Bakole has the African Heavyweight physique. Literally has the calves and biceps of somebody who just came off a diet of water and water.

 

These guys are sloow as molasse

 

Somebody in Pulevs room just threw a towel over the camera.

 

So now we don't get to see Steroidal Bulgar undress.

Ricky Hattons son at ringside. Looks very sober. Might not be his kid. I think in my minds.

 

Some guy on the DAZN feed saying that Hattons fans literally drank the MGM dry when they were there for the Mayweather fight.

 

I reckon I could take Kuzmins right hand.

Central Africans are a slow race of people.

 

Pharoah Monck playing in between rounds. Back to 2005 we go.

 

This fight.

Is shit.

This fight

Is shit

Yes it is.

This fight.

Is shit.

So very shit.

Shit fights for Life.

 

Sir Gay Boozemin vs King Congo

King of the non Punchers.

 

If Boozemin had a right hand he'd have this fucking guy being donated to medical research in various bits and pieces, minus the left side of his brain and his left eye. Can't miss with it.
Boozemin can go to work on the ropes but he's decided to have a rest.

 

Is Wach fighting Fury on this card?

 

Yes he is and wtf odds of 6 on Wach against the underwhelming cousin? Very interesting

 

huey fury

 

Wach has more miles on his clock than your old Lada.

 

"after 10 rounds of Action".

He said "Action".

 

Bakole wins a decision in a fight that a fitter Kuzmin would have won. Very disappointing to see somebody lose simply because he decided to be obese.

 

"Dank you Dank you".

Fuck off you no talent.

"Bokole established distance early on"

Yeah. I should have done likewise.

 

At those odds Wach is playable, but I don't think he wins.

Hughie is crap but takes a pretty good punch and Wach isn't a puncher. Even if he were, he couldn't catch Hughie, who likes to run. The few punches Hughie might throw won't have any effect either.

Thus, nothing remotely interesting is going to happen, in which case they will give the nod to the home town guy based on hopping around

 

Agreed. Fury is a fucking stinker who could stink out the joint for fun.

Are you watching this broadcast? It reeks of shit.........some clown in the studio has just said that the win will "Booster" Bokole.

Now the "Baws", who is "Jeezus Kwiste", is being thanked by Bokike.

Bokole seems to have somebody elses neck. It is not a heavyweight neck.

Now we are treated to Poobrat Poolev walking into the room in "Slow Motion".

Now AJ in slow motion.

Gabby Yorath needs to suck my dick and be quiet.

 

Oh my God. WHO IS THE SCOUSE BIRD??

Great hips. Body for Baywatch. Face for Crimewatch.

 

That was pretty hard to watch

 

It was one of those fights that was easier to fight than to watch.

 

Gabby Logan/Yorath...........a posh girl, is now on TV talkin and droppin her haitches and her gees. Cos she's real.

 

Brian Kenny. SHOOT THE GUY THAT IS DYING YOUR HAIR.

 

GGG has a face like an old peedo.

 

"Wach vs Fury is brought to you COURTESY of Eddie Hearn".........

.........Like he'd done you a favour.

"This fight is sanctioned under the auspices of the British Boxing Board of Control".

You mean it's sanctioned by the British Boxing Board of Control. It's under the auspices of the BBB of C because it's sanctioned by them.

Nobody speaks the language anymore.

Wach is fat. I think FAT is like some sort of an entry requirement to these fights.

 

Wach is a big simian Polack.

 

Huggie is horrible. Cant believe some here tought he would turn out to be a better fighter than his cousin