Let's crowdsource a Fightbeat home page article

... "A good fight... Is like a race... In this fight... Who... Will be the tortoise... *burp* excuse me... Who will be Richard Petty?..." Reached for comment, Former heavyweight champion George Foreman told us "

 

...Pacquiao Wouldn't Be Intimidated by Floyd's Shoulders, just as he Wasn't Intimidated by Dela's...However, Pacquiao Sweats Pitifully and Mayweather Sweats....






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like George Jr. Jr., at Santa Anita racetrack, while losing the family fortune betting on broken down trotters and female jockeys."

Meanwhile Lampley bursts into the conversation like an incoherant PTSD victim of the Adam West "Batman" series, yelling "BAM", "POW", "SPLAT", "CAPLOWIE", "OSCAR NOOOOOOO!", before settling into his first cogent, clear headed observation concerning the fight. "I predict..........

 

...............that it takes around 10 seconds for George Foreman to announce that Pacquaio is waiting too long and needs to get on with it. When quizzed about whether this fight is the capstone for both men, he subtly asks "when did either of them fight James Page". Immediate silence descends on the commentary box and.............

 

...then Max Kellerman Points Out Floyd and his Now Defunct "Philthy Rich Records" was Once Affiliated with James Prince, who Used to Manage James Page...

Prompting Big George to Don a T.B.E. Hat, Declaring Floyd "The Best Ever", via Loose Association with Page, when Suddenly, Pacquiao Unleashes a LETHAL Left Cross That.....




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... Accidentally lands home on the chin of Kenny Bayless, sending him crashing into the corner in a daze where he is greeted by...

 

His twin brother Kermit who drags his prone body from the ring and takes over officiating the contest

 

..............but fails to stick his ass out in the usual Bayliss fashion, causing the HBO switchboard to be jammed with calls from fans demanding their money back. Teddy Atlas, the newly appointed head of HBO Corps Diplomatique takes the first call, from an irate Mr Ottke in Dooseldorf, Germany............

 

... Will no doubt be considered slanderous, libelous, nonsensical, profane and incomprehensible

 

Article which the late, great Manny Steward saw coming a month before it was propsed. Steward, reading Fightbeat from a corner stool in Heaven, turned to Gil Clancy, who remarked....

 

"just wait till that asshole Lummox Lewis arrives here, I will give him a good thrashing for referring to me as Gil 'Can't see'. Anyhow, tell me Emmanuel, how do you feel about the way Adonis Stevenson is representing the Kronk these days?"...

 

"I'm very proud. You know, I saved Adonis from going back to prison. I saw him one day down by the Kronk about to slap around some hoe in front of a cop. Luckily, I knew exactly what was about to happen. I was with Tony Ayala Jr, who went up to Adonis and told him.....