New POST YOUR PIC thread

Agreed. I think the whole gay, homo, queer insults are played out. Nowadays cats need to be more creative in their insults. If not through words, then through pictures. :: The message is so much more powerful through pictures than words. Even my boy slystaff requested me to stop with the photoshops. He can handle any type of insult through words, but pictures are a whole new level of hurtin'. Not even cool as ice LOK can handle the wrath of Hanzy's photoshops. I'm a proud proud man!!!!!!

 

Now guys...

I would EXPECT this type of thing "Horse, ZING etc" out of this kid. He's only 21 years old or so and we've seen his picture and the silly expression on his face. We also know that he was stalking phnetap once when the tapper, quite correctly didn't want him at his home.

I'd expect that from him.

But Baron and Buddy, you guys should be a little more mature, wouldn't you say?

 

Whatever....
You are a queer. Plain and simple.

 

dude, I don't know what merry-go-round you fell off, but a little advice.

First, heterosexual males (of ANY SPECIES:nono: ) don't use the word silly.

Second, humor is a trait passed down through my homo-sapien relatives so ur lack of understanding of it is proper.

Third, Is Gary Stevens a nice guy?

 

Here's Me With One Of My Crew.

 

sort it out TB, threshold and posterize are for rank amateurs :tease:

 

:shit: I've been sussed.::

 

let's keep this thread alive.

me agaiin

 

Someone's got a bur under their saddle. You're far too easy a target with your insecurity about your looks coupled with your tendency to get hurt and upset from simple little jabs. If you really thought you were good-looking, it wouldn't bother you at all...but as it is...well, you get the picture. ::

Tsk tsk tsk, I'm surprised you post pictures of yourself with other women, but not with Mrs. Slurpshaft. What happened? She kick your saddlebags to the curb? :: ::

 

Mature about teasing someone online? :notallthere: ::

 

He's the one that started calling me a queer and then he asks me to show some maturity....

 

Insecure about my looks? You've got the wrong dude mister! Don't mistake my mentioning your lack of creativity for being "hurt and upset". I just hope I didn't hurt YOU by saying that as it is you who is NOTORIOUS throughout the intenet for getting easily hurt feelings (threatened Phonetap with death not to long ago...etc).

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Like I said before, don't know why you bother with smacktalk, you're the easiest target on fightbeat.


P.S. As for "Mrs. Slurpshaft". You really think I'm crazy enough to post pictures of her with guys like Hanzy around? :nono: That other lady was just a l'il sum'nsum'n!

 

Cry me a river, fairy.

"He's the one that started calling me a queer..."

Wipe those tears from your face, sissy.

 

Oh, she's just somebody you cheat with your wife on. I guess you had to make it both of you sometime. ::

Threatened phonetap with death...DAMN, you really need to take a remedial reading course. I'm starting to think this story of yours, in which you claim to be an analyst, is either a complete load of bull, or maybe you're the only analyst in Toronto that gets time off work to train for the Special Olympics.:laughing:

You just don't get it, hoss! :: ::

 

Damn, Slurpshaft is now taking pictures with women and then claiming to be a playa. ::

He's the only playa I know who sits at the foot of his own bed and fetches drinks for his wife's lover while she's getting her boots knocked! I guess we can't blame her though. Somebody has to get her off! :: ::

 

You attack and then you ask to act maturely, that's how a sissy acts. I call you a horse because you have a big set of teeth, so big that it's in fact an insult to horses. Be fair and thank me, I'm complimenting you, you look worse than a fucking horse.

 

Playa don't know the bible by heart. They don't call themselves "Slystaff". They also don't pay a waitress to take a pic with them to "show them at fightbeat". :nono:

Playa? No.

I'll pay ya? Yes.

 

Nah, the girl was just a dancer on one of the floats during trinidad carnival. She wanted to take a picture with a handsome Englishman, so i said, why not?

As for the phonetap situation, it is one of the FUNNIEST episodes in Fightbeat history. Phonetap rebuked you for attacking "Sexymarie" and you got hurt feelings...started talking about how your "friend" phonetap betrayed you over a whore. :laughing: You're a crazy canadian moose, I must admit.

Then you tried to talk smack with the tapper and he e-beat you to winthin an inch of your e-life. Why? Because there's so much information on you on this internet it's not even funny. It's like taking candy from a baby.

You were so hurt that you eventually remarked, "If this were a face to face you'd be dead already" :eeeek:

You're a crazy psycho! :laughing:

You are so fragile, it's not even funny. David, why do you even bother attempting smack? Why do that to yourself over and over again? ::

 

hahaha. you're trying too hard, fairy. The fact of the matter is you asked REED about the size of Bigdawg's dick. Only a homosexual is interested in such things. You've exposed yourself.

As for my teeth, they're beautiful, don't let ONE picture fool you. I've seen your picture, and you and I both know who looks better. Trust me, your lady, if she met me wouldn't think I look like a horse. Why not try it?

Queer.

 

You're really trying hard today aren't you, fairy. Dude, it's toooooo easy to get under your skin. Next time simply don't ask about the size of another poster's dick, and I wont have to say anything.

Isn't it that simple? :dunno:

 

Look stupidstaff, you call me a queer, I respond that's all, it seems that's what's you're asking for anyway. I know you don't like horse insults, because you know you look a stupid donkey. I'm not the only one that says it. You probably know it, I guess your wife calls you black beautie or something like that while secretely thinking you look more like shrek's buddy.

 

Great comeback, fairy. :clap:

It was horse, and now it's donkey. What will it be next? You're trying too hard.....

queer.

 

Hanzy..

ME get upset? Comeon Son.. I thought it was funny..

it's just that you were to chicken to have a war..

you chickend out like a bitch hoe..

 

:dunno: queer, fairy... You think you're some sort of genius with that? But, I like donkey because it suits you perfectly well.

 

:dunno: do you live in a bubble...

 

:: :clap: Remember in school when we used to draw funny stuff when the teacher had her back turned? And then we'd compare whose drawing looked better?

 

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Sexymarie? :doh:

You could have had a decent schtick going, but when you can't even remember basic facts like WHO, you're doomed to nothing more than an unsuccessful pisstake, and that's an awful lot of futile typing when you blow the first little bit. ::

I don't know if anybody here considers me a psycho, but they definitely know you're an effeminate coward who's not nearly as smart as he wants others to believe. Seriously, a guy who looks like Mr. Ed's nutsack wants people to believe he's a playa by getting a picture with an orange-skinned post-op transsexual and calling himself "Sly"? :: ::

Stafford, you're sadly outclassed here. You're reduced to calling one forum member gay, and prattling on about another forum member's psyche when THAT is the exact schtick I've been beating you over the head with along with your equine facial resemblance.

If anybody doubts it, I've used it in a few smacktalk threads. Should still be there.:dunno:

Many times I've whipped out the "You're a fragile stalker who got smacked down by phonetap, so you posted racial epithets to him from a junk email account and fake username" (Of course, that ACTUALLY HAPPENED, but I digress).

You're even copying the name of the person I slapped you on the back of the head with MONTHS AGO!

You're limited to calling my wife fat and then trying to use my psychological manipulation schtick. If you didn't beg Cupey for a job as a mod and post pictures of yourself, begging for attention, you wouldn't even get noticed here, so you should bow down and tearfully thank us for instructing you on smacktalk. :laughing:

 

LOL::

You are my man Hanzy.. I remember that shit..

you always had better drawlings than me.. mine are like ghetto ass stick figures:: that was fun back then huh?

 

I don't remember.