New POST YOUR PIC thread

Steve Dave, Hanzy and I actually go Way back.. I mean WAAAAY back.. early 90's late 80's

 

Leeder, all the "smilies" in the world (and you use them excessively) wont hide the facts that I raised for the forum to see, nor disguise the fact that I've gotten under your skin...YET AGAIN! Just face it, you can't handle smack so why start it?

You are notorious for sudden crazy episodes the moment you can't handle it anymore and have run out of emoticons to hide behind. Don't let me remind everyone how you deleted EVERY SINGLE ONE of Chi Town Sluggers posts on Secondout smacktalk. An embarrasingly cowardly move.

You change your name to Buddy Rydell hoping that people forget the same old eternal pizza hut working student named David Leeder of secondsout fame. The same guy who had his mommy post on the forum to try to defend him. That went to Chicago looking and smelling like a street bum, demonstrating terrible dress sense and borrowing money from all of your hosts.

Then again, considering your background and the fact that you were raised by the poster, DIGGY BOO BOO (the Matriarch of your dysfunctional family):: , we shouldn't have been surprised.

And YES, you couldn't handle phonetap and therefore threatened hinm with death. You're a madman.

My friend, you need to grow up with you near 40 year old ass! i think the problem here is that you don't have any children yet and so you haven't learned real responsibility. You and your wife have been married so long...knock the walrus up!

Of course they say that it's more difficult for fat women to get pregant...so you have my sympathies. Still it's probably a good thing you guys don't have kids, after seeing pictures of both of you.

Let's put it this way....one Jack Black in the world is enough. ::

 

Getting better, but it's still obvious you're just trying to play catch up. Keep biting my shit and copying my style. :: ::

 

The sad part is that you're recycling a few old lines and then adding a few of your own in without making them funny. If the comments were FUNNY, then it would be genuine smacktalk, but as they are simply ugly comments devoid of creativity or comedy, they come across as desperate insults posted by someone with very little humour in them. :eeeek:

You need to work on the humour aspect or else it's just not very entertaining.:dunno: If you don't do that, then it makes you sound desperate and too far behind the 8-ball to be creative or competitive. I guess there's the rub for you. You're either not able to be humourous, or you take it too personally and your emotions get in the way. Either way, you come across as trying too hard! :dunno:

 

I wish I had forearms like you:laughing: :laughing:

You look like Chris Tucker.:clap: :clap:

Actually....

 

REED has the whitest teeth, that I have ever seen. :eeeek:

 

So what are you saying....that he has the BLACKEST face?

 

sly (not taking sides), phonetap has to admit this was pretty damn funny! :laughing: leeder better stop messing around and bring his "A" game...you become a legitimate smacktalk challenge...phonetap is impressed.

 

Americans always have great teeth. It come from not having to eat as much shit as the rest of the world.

 

:: Thanks. I can't take full credit, though, I benefitted from your expert tutelage.

 

TRANSLATION: phonetap has beaten me bloody on so many occasions, I copped his style.

:tease:

 

I see there are still a few here that simply aren't man enough to post their pictures.

 

Reed looks better with no teeth.

 

Actually at least 1 gold tooth should suffice Reed. Not real gold though, just a regular tooth painted gold.....or dark orange.

 

Wassup REED, looking mighty suave there.

:bears:

 

Problem for me is, I'm just not feeling it anymore. :dunno: I can't get amped up enough to put forth much effort. I might just be all smacktalked out for good. I'm not my old cruel self anymore, and I find myself spending less and less time on these forums or elsewhere.:dunno: ::

 

dsimon writes:

you obviously need a good colon cleansing Leeder. All the symptoms are there: Lethargy, lack of fighting spirit etc. Have you thought about colon health lately? Are you feeling withdrawn like Mustard?

Try a good old fashioned enima... A solution of apple cider vinegar tea, lemons (shove them up your ass whole) and honey. You will be beating that dead horse again in no time:bears: ::

 

:bears:

Brother Dsimon, I always knew you were wise but you always take it up a notch. :bears:

 

Although I have now taken the enema as Brother Dsimon directed, I still feel no real drive to splatter Slystaff the way I used to. I'm so undriven that I even yield the recent battle to him. I think I might be at a crossroads; I feel no desire to crush him beneath my boots like every other time we've sparred. ::

I don't mind giving him the win this time. I don't even want to make him work for it. :dunno:

 

The WORST Part is,they're Amongst THE BIGGEST Shittalkers on the Site...


REED

 

dsimon writes;

YOu sure you followed my directions? Because I had a hell of a time haveing to put a suppository up there.... I was cursing everybody and everything. If I had to deal with a lemon Stafford would be toast!::

 

dsimon writes:

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What fantasy world do you live in? You've never "splattered" ANYONE in the history of smacktalk let alone me. I'm happy for your sake that you've conceded, no one wants to see a man take a prolonged one-sided battering, but I'm sad though in another sense because I was only just getting warmed up.

You see there's SO MUCH information on you and you're SO easy to upset, this was going to be an extremely enjoyable beatdown.

You sure you wanna give up?

 

WHat? That is your picture isn't it???

 

Er...all people have to do is read back through the threads. You might as well be called Nintendo, you got played so much by me and others. Don't get me wrong, I know you're hoping I'll bite as you did on the comments I made in my previous posting to wind you up...which they did. ::

I just can't get amped up enough to slap you down. :dunno:

 

What a liar.

 

You are one queer mother fucker .... I know females that would slap the hell out of you ....
Fuckin loser .... Take a shower and get a fuckin job ......

 

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Fuck only knows why I'm posting this, given the ripping some other guys have taken on this thread, but after 8 odd years with some of you it seems only fair you have a face to go with the name. This is the photo on my passport, taken a few years ago, hence the baby face. The weird David Bowie eye thing is just a photo error or reflection or something. Hanzy - you have free range, I'd consider it an honour! ::