Not BAD for a Couple of "Midgets", Huh???...

Hey, I got an idea....let's make a bet that can't be proven, then claim a dubya based on no evidence of what you know about me. I take it this is your first time gambling? You know what they say about fools and their money right?

 

Come over to southern england and I'll set it up.

What's the point in talking shit when you've got no intention of proving it?

You think you can beat world class athletes in their sport, why talk shit and then do nothing about it?

I can give you an opportunity to prove it to yourself and us too.

My friend would be happy to get in the ring with you, and I could arrange it on say a week's notice.

If you don't feel like actually stepping into the ring with a smaller world class fighter, like that 6'3 writer did with Marquez, then shut the fuck up.

By the way, do you have any of your street fighting experience on video? On youtube perhaps? Just so we can get idea of how formidable you are?

 

I'll be right there Karl ::

What's the point of you saying I would get wasted in 60 seconds when you can't prove it? Look in the mirror hypocrite.

YOU shut the fuck up ::

 

Fuck you, you're a bullshitting pussy.

Why talk shit if you have no intention of backing it up? Don't be a faggot.

I'm serious with what I say too, I don't care if it comes off as Karl esque. A close friend of mine is a 44 year old former pro featherweight, and unless you have also fought as a pro, you wouldn't stand a realistic chance against him.

I've trained to fight since the age of about 10, first off in TaeKwonDo, then Thai boxing, then finally boxing in my late teens.

I was also fairly "fighty" as a teenager and have got into a fair amount of rucks on the street. I have taken out significantly bigger men, club bouncers, with relative ease.

However, I couldn't beat my friend in a boxing match or fight, and I don't mind admitting it. It's just a different level of fighting.

And you're utterly ignorant, disrespectful stance of thinking you could beat a smaller pro fighter shows just how little experience of fighting you have. Clearly you've never trained to fight. And if you have, it was 1 or 2 Karate lessons ::

 

We have a different opinion clearly. There is no way a midget weighing 120 that can only box would beat me in a street fight especially just because he can box? Are you being serious? I understand Reed is a little naive be it lack of brain cells from getting high or genetics but you don't seem that way :dunno:

Also, I have clearly stated I believe there are several posters here besides me that can do this, but you want to make it about me and pretend I am playing keyboard warrior

 

TURDen had that DanielSan/Mr. Miyagi Type of "Training"...He Washed a Couple Cars, Scrubbed Some Decks & Painted Some Fences...

Wax ON, Wax OFF...



REED

 

That's PRECISELY What U're Doing...

Fuckin TYPIST...


REED::

 

That's what you are doing with me matee, but I expect no less when midgets live through other people and say.....well I can't beat you but I know someone who can ::

Thanks for the flashback guys.

 

Tyler - listen to me, I'll explain to you seeing as your experience of fighting is limited. I've laid out 2 bouncers that put their hands on me for no reason. One of them a greek guy, only around 5'10, but chunky, over 200 lbs. The other a Russian, about 6'2 and at least 220 at a guess.

I laid them both out with just a few punches, easily, they didn't even hit me.

I'm 5'9 and 150, but toned, not much fat at all. I can punch too, I can throw a hard, fast accurate punch, that's got steadily better over the years, training in boxing.

Yet experienced amateur boxers and pros have beaten me in the ring, and would do the same out of the ring.

I don't think you understand just how well a good pro can punch, take a punch, the speed and accuracy of their punches etc.

Israel Vazquez would beat the shit out of me, and I am not ashamed to admit it. That's why he is a world champion boxer, and I am a graphic artist.

I don't give a shit how big you are, if you're not a pro, or a former pro, you're not going to stand a chance against a world champion boxer. And to suggest otherwise is not only ignorant, but highly disrespectful of guys who have been fighting since the age of like 5, and are amongst the best fighters in the world.

Tell me Tyler, do you think you'd beat Floyd too? He's also a midget, at 5'8 and around 150.

Also, while we're at it, why didn't Butterbean beat Genki Sudo?

And also, why didn't Ryan from jackass beat the much smaller, female Thai boxer?

 

You have absolutely no clue to my experience, this is the only true fact right now. Vasquez doesn't beat up guys my size or larger in the ring. Vasquez doesn't beat up on guys my size or bigger outside the ring. These are the only truths here, besides you saying Vasquez can kick your ass :: I've beat guys bigger than me too, if you can't fight it's pretty easy to do.... so you have no point.

Butterbean isn't a big guy, he is only a fat limited haymaking puncher. Holmes couldn't take out an embarrassing boxer like this, so your logic is telling me Holmes is comparable to Bean in boxing

 

State your credentials, Durden!opcorn:

 

:laughing:

That would be too easy, I can win this argument without that :tease:

 

Butterbean IS a big guy, there's no doubt about it.

He is a solid 6 foot and fucking huge. Fat yes, but a big strong guy.

So tell me Tyler, why couldn't he beat Genki Sudo? And why couldn't Ryan from Jackass beat the much smaller female Thai boxer?

And why couldn't that 6'3 writer beat Marquez?

What is your fight experience Tyler?

And if you really do believe what you're saying, what would be the harm in proving it? It would be awesome for the site. Go to your nearest established boxing gym, make friends with them etc, and ask to spar with say a national level featherweight or thereabouts, and film it.

 

Butterbean is 5'11 and a fat plodding HORRIBLE boxer. Why wasn't he humiliated with Larry? I only ask since I am forced to use Butterbean that you are bringing up as some kind of proof size means nothing to a 120 pounder :notallthere:

Why couldn't Ryan beat that chick? Well, for one he didn't try and his WHOLE purpose was to get his ass beat. Simple answer really. Are we pretending he had some skills and was alot bigger than her?

Why couldn't a 6'3" writer beat him? Because he sucks? Maybe I am reaching but I don't think I was that writer or there are other people here who are not that writer :: Did Marquez beat him out of the ring? No? So what is your point again?

 

OK so who's to say you DON'T suck? Have you ever won a world championship, or fought a world class fighter? ::

If you're 6'2 and have a solid professional record, then sure, maybe you would beat someone like Vazquez, but somehow I doubt you do.

In fact, butterbean would beat the living shit out of you, just like he did to knoxville :: And butterbean got taken out by a 5'8, 150 pound man.

 

This is going no where.

My opinion: My size, strength, reach, and limited but sound fundamentals of boxing and street fighting will allow me to beat even a world champion at woman's weight. Reasons: too much to overcome when you are that small and boxing ability alone never wins street fights, especially coupled with a huge desparaity in lacking mentioned assets, yes they are assets.

Your opinion: Any boxer who is a champion at woman's weight can beat anyone who is not a champion in a street fight no matter what their disadvantages are.....based on nothing but envy and deep seeded complexes of anyone who is not like yourself.

 

This is a fun thread:bears:

 

Hey LOK, why did Andre the Giant beat Chuck Wepner?::

 

Larry Holmes was Also 50 Years Old or CLOSE To it @ that Point,if Not OLDER...N Terms of ACTIVITY, Butterbean held an ADVANTAGE AND he was SEVERAL Years YOUNGER...AND he OUTWEIGHED Holmes, Obviously....

Nonetheless, Butterbean Loss Probably EVERYfuckingROUND to an OLD, SLOVENLY, INACTIVE Larry Holmes...

U Keep Bringing Holmes Into this, but ALL that's Doing is Making U Look even DUMBER, DanielSan...

Wax ON, Wax OFF...


REED:laughing:

 

Chuck Wepner was a REGULAR SCHMOE Posing as a Boxer...Wepner COULDN'T Even SPELL "World Class"...

But he'd STILL Whip YOUR Ass...


REED::

 

By TURDen's Rationale, Any BIGGER Guy Should B Able to Beat a SHORT Basketball Player N a Game of Hoop...

But for Some Reason, REED Finds it HARD to Believe that a REGULAR Guy on the Street, w/a Size Advantage Would BEAT Spud Webb or Muggsy Bogues N a Game of Hoop...


REED::

 

I only bring Holmes into this because I thought we had to use 7 ways to a midget through Butterbean

If you guys want to act like being a championship boxer is all that it takes to completely decimate one who is not, then you can clearly see that is not the case. Of course it is nice to see you bring up size matters over skill, baby steps

 

Chuck fought world class and arguably the best heavyweight of all time and held his own, nice strawman

 

Nope, I'm still undeterred, I could take any professional midget out, relatively easy.

 

There you go again not getting anything I have said. I clearly have said a fat beer drinking armchair fan who doesn't train or in shape, and has no experience fighting inside the ring and out.... is not what is being talked about by me. Like I said BEFORE and will say AGAIN, you are the guys who deal in absolutes, not me. Proof is in your posts, try reading your own first since you can't read mine.

 

You don't beleive someone who isn't world class can beat a boxer in a street fight if they have a HUGE weight, height, and reach advantage? What is the matter with you :notallthere:

 

All it takes is a bit of accuracy :crafty: .

 

Fall on top of someone who you outweigh by 100 pounds and you will get your ears boxed off :blobbox:

 

Fighting World Class & BEING World Class AIN'T the Same Thing, TURDen...The MORE U Speak on this, the MORE your IGNORANCE Shines Thru...

Wepner Got his Ass HANDED to him on a World Class Level, yet he was PAID by Guys On the Streets to COLLECT DEBTS for them...

N Other Words, Wepner was MUCH More Accustomed to Fighting that U Could EVER Even DREAM of, yet he was NOfuckingMATCH for World Class Fighters...

Yet U PERSIST N Telling Us that YOUR ToughTYPING Ass could Handle Up on World Class Lower Weight Fighters???:laughing: ...

U've been a Fightbeat SHITtalker for Many Years, yet Not 1nce have U Even REMOTELY Proven a Single Thing U've Claimed....

N Addition to Being a Keyboard Warrior, U're a LIAR....

REED::

 

It's ALREADY Been Noted that the MUCH BIGGER Butterbean got ROASTED by Considerably SMALLER Guys N his Fighting Career...Then YOU FOOLISHLY Mentioned Holmes:: , who Weighs LESS than Butterbean, is MUCH OLDER & was Considerably MORE INACTIVE when they Fought...

Yet even Against the GERIATRIC Holmes (a FORMER World Class Fighter), Butterbean (a Pretty Good REGULAR Guy when it Comes to Fighting) LOST Virtually EVERY Round...

N YOUR Case, U have ZERO Boxing Background or ANY MEANINGFUL Fighting Background of ANY Sort for that Matter...So Not Only would Israel Vasquez AND Rafael Marquez HAND YOU Pieces of your Own Ass, but REED Bets U'd Get SMOKED by Christy Martin or Lucia Rijker as Well....


REED::