Phil Collins vs Peter Gabriel

Yes

King Crimson played great but only a masochist sits through Starless and Bible Black or Red or Discipline etc etc etc

 

No, I think you mis-read what I meant: Genesis are more accessible thank Pink Floyd, generally.
Then, I changed lane and suggested Pink Floyd were one of the three bands from that era (1970-onwards), who modern-fucktard Millennials liked (the other two being Queen and Led Zeppelin)

 

The only “accessible” Genesis was the cheesy embarrassing pop that they put out in the ‘80s... big seller with boomer professionals and yuppies ... like Huey Lewis ... it’s bad music, banal and anyone capable of reflection who also somehow consumed it reflects now with regrets and shame.

Whereas nobody regrets owning “Houses of the Holy” because that would be madness ... instead it comes on and whether you’re 40 and bought it on cassette in 1995 or you’re 70 and bought it on vinyl in 1973, you bob your head and turn it up and turn to your wife and make a robot gesture while saying “I’ve got my flow-er, I’ve got my pow-er...”

 

Because it’s the fucking business

 

“This ‘Misty Mountain Hop’ is frightfully noisy, shall we listen to ‘Invisible Touch’, instead?”

said no one remotely worth talking to EVER

 

Genesis was better at songwriting than Deep Purple, though ... I’ll give them that

 

Nah, you´ve stolen that from Patrick Bateman/American Psycho.

Those early 70s albums, ´Foxtrot´, ´Selling England By The Pound´ have got some good stuff on.
The mid-70s stuff, ´A Trick Of The Tail´, ´Wind And Wuthering´ have got even more accessiblity.
But ´Duke´ (their best effort) and ´Abacab´ and to a degree, ´Genesis´ are all really good.

They only went shit after that.

 

Sure they did because ´Invisible Touch´ is more accessible and pleasing to the ears...

 

None of this is true

Only prissy limey cunts like that crap

 

Except you don’t actually think this ... I know what you like (see what I did there?)

 

Mustard’s wife (Gabriella) finds this in his record collection... divorces him on grounds “irreconcilable faggotry”

 

Ive never liked ´Misty Mountain Hop´: just that relentless JPJ Fender Rhodes chord progression and Page´s simpleton riff.

See this?


Looks like a fuckin SPASTIC.

 

At least he can walk properly

 

I can’t dance?

I can’t walk, morelike... amirite?!?!

 

It’s always a cane
It’s just a cane
That’s all

 

At least he isn´t dead from trying to show-off down the local pub in the afternoon:

 

I could leave but I won't go
It'd be easier I know
I can't feel a thing from my head down to my toes

 

´Aaaiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!! Take it away!! Take it away!!!!´

 

Yeah?
At least Gabriel and Collins werent fuckin PAEDOs:







Seriously, if that was your daughter and someone found out and came to inform you:
´Sir, we have proof your daughter is hanging around Led Zeppelin´

You´d be like, ´Exterminate the pricks......NOW!´

 

“The man in question did come up with “In The Light”, sir”

“hmm... well I suppose she’ll grow out of it”

 

They say John Paul Jones was faithful to his wife like Charlie Watts ... good guys

 

I heard different.

Well-documented that on the 1973 Tour, he liked to entertain transvestites in his hotel room.

Hummmm, and with a hairstyle like this:


Funniest scene in the whole movie, btw.

 

He says that’s some bullshit made up by Richard Cole

That and a hopelessly strung-out Page ascending a mountain as a sort of Wizard/Druid ... completely ridiculous

 

Oh I see, we're going down the "Zep never did that!! They were cool guys who rawwwwked and fucked chicks, maaan" route by 'protecting' a 'legendary' rock band, are we?



Come on, nobody ever let facts get in the way of a good story...

 

No, faggot... we’re saying the story originated from a dubious source and since there’s zero evidence of it, we should probably cut JPJ a break

You see me saying anything about Page? Of course not

I’m sure Mike Rutherford probably fucked a few 15 year old boys with his eyes closed pretending or something backstage (Genesis wasn’t the kind of group with female fans)

You think Deep Purple (Derp Purple, morelike) weren’t banging teenaged groupies? They were all at it

 

I know most of them were all at it in the 60s and 70s: rockstars, actors, sportsmen...


Thoughts?:

"...and ta see big, shiny balls...rannin' round the playground like thisss"

 

Hilarious

 

'Uncle Ernie' hanging around the playground?

 

Not a Genesis fan but I like "The Carpet Crawlers," "Follow You Follow Me" and "No Son Of Mine."

 

Ugh.
Really?