Planet Roy: Revived!!!

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Do U Realize how Big of a DORK U R??

U're an Athletic NOBODY who Go's Around Videotaping Himself & Showing it to People...

As if ANYBODY Gives a Flying Fuck...


REED::

 

as opposed to being an unathletic NOBODY who go's around licking Roy's nuts.

Strange ud use the word flying in ur post, and I suppose yes I was blessed with decent hops.

You on the toher hand, played left bench growing up...unless u were in band, and thats a whole different flute altogether

 

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:flip:

 

REED is VERY "Athletic" Actually...

REED can Play a MYRIAD of Sports...U're just some DORK who can Jump a Little Bit...

The Thing is,U're RIGHT HERE w/REED,Actually Getting PROVOKED by REED "Licking" Roy's Nuts...Yet how Much do YOU Get Paid for All Your IMAGINARY "Athletic Ability",JAWS???...

NATHAN:nono: ...

But Hey,if U Submit enough Videos of Yourself Dunking on a 7 ft Rim,Maybe,JUST MAYBE the Wnba will come Calling...

SCRUB...


REED::

 

Take it to smacktalk :nono:

 

REED has shown no proof of athleticism, and if we hit the court, ud be tasting my nuts in a hurry.

so i will say it again, i hope roy loses so that your gayness takes another "connection problems" vacation.

 

ok im outie 5000 from this thread, but beating up R-tard in smacktalk has become boring and repetitive, maybe this thread belongs in smacktalk, after all, any notion of "planet Roy" returning is obscene and should be password protected

 

Words from the guy who bought Christy Martin vs Laila Ali because he had "money on Chris Smith"...who was on the undercard.

:laughing:

 

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on the Jones PPV:

whatever the schizo treatment center fees cover... :cheer:

 

LOL...what a fucking joke...:laughing:

 

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

 

i would've ordered ali-martin if pongslek hadn't pussed out against arce on the undercard.

 

ouch, what hypocrisy

 

I'll always be on the Roy Jones bandwagon :cheer: ...best fighter ever to lace'em up in my opinion. But I'm not interested in this fight..

 

count in phonetap on the bandwagon...:bears:

 

Correction,REED isn't a Big Enough DORK to Videotape Himself Doing TRIVIAL "Athletic" Feats...

U live to Impress YOURSELF Cause NOBODY Else Seems to B,JAWS...

& Please,U have YET to Show Footage of U COMPETING AGAINST Somebody...Being Able to Jump DOESN'T have Jack Shit to Do w/Playing Basketball...Performing UNCONTESTED Dunks on an Elementary School Rim DOESN'T Mean U Can PLAY Basketball...

REED would EMBARASS U...U'd Fall for EVERY Pump Fake Imaginable,Relying on your MAKE BELIEVE Hops....

REED Would Invite U to Smacktalk,but we ALL Know U don't have the Temperament for it...2 or 3 Posts N 2 it & U're SERIOUSLY Mad...ALWAYS...

Anyways,B SURE to Post a Link to your Latest Offering..."7 Ft Rim Dunks-Volume 2"...Can't Wait ...

SCRUB...


REED

 

Did you just say you'd do the "Dream Shake" and have him jumping all over the place ala David Robinson?

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SAD,Isn't It???...

JAWS is a "Star Athlete" that NOBODY Else can Vouch for:: ...JAWS is the "Al Bundy" Of Fightbeat,Basically...Wouldn't Surprise REED if this Clown LITERALLY Carried Videotape of Himself Around,to Show to People...

NEWSFLASH,JAWS..."Athletic Ability" Speaks for ITSELF...U're Trying Waaaaaaaaaaay Toooooooooooo HARD to CONVINCE Fightbeat that U're an "Athlete",2 Actually BE 1...


REED

 

Basically...

Jaws is sooooooooo PROUD of his Hops,he'd B an EASY Target for a Pump Fake...REED would Literally TAKE Jaws' Hops FROM him,by Merely Pumpfaking...& 1nce that's Done,REED would RAIN Jumpshots on Jaws' Ass All Day...

N the Post,it'd Look like Hakeem vs David Robinson...On the Perimeter,it'd Look like Iverson vs Jacques Vaughan...


REED::

 

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my roy loving friend, maybe someday we'll get a chance to play...i actualy tried contacting Bam cause i knew he played pick up alot in SoCal, but nothing going on that.

I will depart from this thread knowing that I've played competitive basketball, for a championship team no less, with video to prove it, and yet you will spend ur life on a messsage board comparing ur 5'6 ass to an NBA calibur player.

That is utter false.

 

Difference is I had an actual reason to buy the PPV. I had a bet on it. Not even I will order that garbage Jones PPV. :laughing:

 

There is no excuse Valdarver. That incident only goes to prove you have a serious addiction.

:tease:

The risk/reward on being a career long fan of Roy Jones greatly outweighs the risk/reward you had for sitting through an UNDERCARD fight of a women's fight.

The only thing more shameful than your purchasing the card is your defense of the purchase so many years later. ::

 

Do you guys really have to ask Bigdawg if he's gonna order this fight. Ya'll already know that I have the shit ordered. Hell I ain't even in my home state and I have ths shit ordered and it will be tivo'd when I get to the crib. I'll Holla 5000

 

roy looks old and lethargic

 

By the way Jaws what team did you play for and how many points did you average. Just for the record my vertical was 41.5". That was back in the day. Now it's slowly decreaed due to age and not working out but it's gone down to 37". At 5'9" according to Reed and Jake 5'8" which they are both full of shit I can still stand and grab the rim without taking any steps. Just going straight up. By the way I would still smash on you whether it's on a 10ft rim or on the 7ft rims. I'll Holla 5000

 

yes, that taco meat is well past its expiration date. it might have e-coli

 

hey it doesn't take an NFL talent to be a better athlete than REED. You did not hear me say, nor would u ever hear me say I'd give u a run...maybe in 5 years when ur knees are toast I'll have a chance. I'm 6' and I can do the same, but im a skinny beotch who never hit the weight room.

If I'm ever in Oregon we can go play though. btw, did u play for the Bills, cause I've played ball with Sammy Seale a few times, I actually coached his kid in basketball this past year, though idk how much u still hang around NFL people.


Actually I gotta edit this a little, I thought Sammy played for buffalo for some reason, he's a talent scout for the packers now and he played for the raiders/chargers prolly before ur day.

anyway he's 45 but he still comes to the Y and plays once in a blue moon. So give urself 5 years and we can hit the court, by then ull have slipped enough for me to handle you...

 

Say what you want but if I have a decent sized bet on something and can watch it, than I am going to. It's that simple. It's not like I ordered Butterbean-Holmes or several other bad PPV's. Money is all the defense I need. The pathetic part is that you keep bringing it up.

 

sheeet...phonetap wouldn't even need to pump fake that motherfucker. looking at that skinny frame you know jaws plays nowhere near the box. phonetap would muscle that soft bastard down low like charles barkley or larry johnson back at UNLV.