Pointless ring antics and gimmicks

This is a perfect example right here... go read that thread again

 

I feel like Doub could befriend a 12 year old prostitute, shave his head into a Mohawk and then exact violent retribution on her pimp after failing to assassinate a politician

 

Every move made by every fighter above 112 is a gimmick move, with the exception of Quartey's jab. - Terp.

 

“So You’re Saying______” - Doub

This is Certifiably Doub’s CATCHPHRASE. What’s Funny is the Poster He’s Replying To Usually Leaves Little to NO Wiggle Room in his Statement, Yet Doub Takes it Left Field Anyways.

Or Right Field, as the Case May Be.





REED

 

This.

You’ve Obviously Been DOUB’ed Before.




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It's amazing

 

Impressive McDogg. And ACCURATE.





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And on the Off Chance Doub Laughs, Shit Probably Sounds Like Kawhi Leonard’s.







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So you're saying Obama was the best president in history and you'd wait in a thousand mile long line just for the chance to suck his cock?

 

Whiskey with more of his soft racism of low expectations... typical Dem

 

"Ya know, I think you guys are treating my good friend Doub very unfairly. Very unfairly. Who put you guys up this, Pocahontas and Crooked Hillary? Lemme tell you something... LoveLand is a stable genius, he really is, he's a stable genius. Very very... stable. And very very... genius. And the fact that he doesn't get credit... SAD!"

 

Doub should start a very dour, awkward amusement park called LoveLand

 

"The fuck are these kids enjoying themselves for? I don't care if they just got off a roller coaster, it's a roller coaster ride whenever a Dem is in power! Let's shoot these little bastards!"

 

* any amusement is unintentional and does represent the views of LoveLand

 

I think that when Vernon Forrest died, a huge part of Doub died with him.

 

Ride the famous Buckleycoaster! It's just a straight line over a flat surface at a responsible 45 miles per hour

 

Rah rah. Guys sound like fucking preteen girls piling on like this. Whatever gets you through your wretched day, cdogg.

 

Jesus Christ on his Cross LAUGH about something man!

 

I can just picture Doub's friends playing around with him in High School:

"LoveLand ain't had pussy since pussy had him."

"Oh yeah, Frank? That's why your mother died of cancer and your father is an alchy!"

 

Doub is about to put on his faded Mark Price jersey and make the derelicts of the Lake Erie waterfront feel his wrath!

 

"Ha! What's with those shoes, Doub?"

"Oh yeah it's so funny. Your father favors your brother over you and it eats you up inside"

 

Doub in 4th grade:

"Hey Lisa, this kid LoveLand has a crush on you!"

"Forgive my friend, Lisa. He makes up a false reality to cope with the fact that his Uncle is currently serving a prison sentence for molesting him."

 

"You guys are upset! I'm in the fuckin zone man!"

 

So You're Saying You Could NEVER "Lower" Yourself to Vote for a Black Man, Under ANY Circumstances?





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Hes more of a sam kinnison guy

 

Into The Valley Of Death Rode the Six Hundred
In Search Of Neils Ass Which They Voraciously Plundered
For Neil Had Said Kinnison
But DoubleL Thought He Said Tennyson
As It Was Doubles Style To Persistently Blunder

Poor Buggered Neil Was A Big Fan Of Gridiron
There Wasn't A Tight-End That He Couldn't But Try-On
But When It Came To Real Ladies Neil Just Had To Pass
Like A Tom Brady Ball He Was Plain Out of Gas
The Poor Faggot Bastard, The Outcast Of Siam.

And Poor Neils Ass Got Played Like A Melodia
The Oriental With Attitude, Straight Outta Cambodia
He Loved Holy And Lewis
And All The Way Right Through This
He Had Nary A Kind Word For Big Bad Volodya.

 

This might be a casual attempt at humor by you. Or it could be a genuine misconception. Either way, you should smarten up. Half the country didn't vote for Obama. Just like half didn't vote for Clinton or Carter. Fuck off with your race game. Smarten up.

 

more eyesores from the forum's limerick queen
no one can even understand what this dimwit means

fleeting pugilistic aspirations, hoping to box under the alias Gay 'Kid' Bleeder
touted as being 'tall for his height', much like the notorious David Leeder

an angry peasant who despises women, success and the blecks
a celibate zealot who's been known to confess he seldom has sex

its hard to pinpoint when the outlook on life for this irish prick soured
foley, jagger or even mick ward? whys fightbeat stuck with this mick coward

his prose consists of faggotry because his nightly dreams feature he-she's
his theories on life, society and boxing hold as much merit as Petre TG's

the frequent failures with females can be chalked up to pepperspray salting his game
any success with his errand boy app is as likely as BOSS's standup comedy vaulting his fame

fetch me some garlic shrimp you bike peddling gaelic gimp
if you wish to get ethered, ill leave your typist pale wrists limp

 

How do you function in everyday life?

 

FYEWD