Remainder of Eddie Hearns Shit PPV UK Card {Chisora vs Parker} RBR

Genuinely enjoying the return of the RBR thread to Fightbeat. Not quite as evocative as 'Such and such meet in the middle of the ring...' from Illuminati in years gone by, but still...

MTF

 

Round 4

Yeah more of the same. Hatton beating the Hapless Gyppo about the place like a rented fucking mule.

Hatton rakes the guy with 1-2's, body shots, chasing him down. No holding, just battering the guy.

40-36. Academic.

3 fights I've watched so far they have all gone the distance.

 

I can confirm that they are still meeting in the middle of the ring. It's a presumption of the RBR that meetings occur in the middle of the ring.

Katie Taylor vs Jonas of Liverpool is next and if it is all the same by you guys, do your own RBR for that one.

 

Everton lose. Villa win. Odd.

 

Rangers vs Celtic tomorrow.

 

Fuck me some bollox being spoken on the TV for this Katie Taylor fight.

Some bollox.

 

Jonas is a southpaw. Just let that sink in.

 

So many captions possible here

"Hey there's a fella over here having a right go at this girl"

 

Taylor 2 up after 2 rounds. Ho Hum.

 

Even the trainers in Womens Boxing are full of shit.

"She's all over the place , Natasha" says Joe Gallagher as Jonas gets tagged.

Taylor cannot punch. Simply cannot punch a bit.

Probably 2-1 after 3.

 

Taylors mouth is open. She has had a lot of hard fights, made hard by her lack of power.

Taylor winning the 4th.

3-1 Taylor.

Yawn.

 

Taylors the best womens lightweight on Earth, but goes into a fight against an opponent who has been stopped before- no better than 3-1 to get a KO.

 

Probably 4-1 Taylor after 5.

Wouldn't be surprised if this went either way to be honest. Taylor looks gassed at times.

 

Jonas probably won the 6th.

4-2, probably.

Who cares.

 

The odds on Jonas have gone from 9-1 to 4-1 in 2 rounds.

 

4-3 after 7, maybe.

Referee finally tells Joe Gallagher to shut up.

Muggy unknown trainers.

 

Jonas looked like she was turning the fight in her favour. Alas, she clinched after eating a combo.

4-3-1 after 8.

Jonas probably needs a stoppage.

Macklin has it a draw.

 

One for the betting thread- Taylor is one good opponent from getting KO'd.

 

5-3-1, at best for Jonas it's 5-4.

Jonas needs a last big round. Really probably needs a stoppage.

 

Jonas "there's a hair in me mouth".

WOMENS. BOXING.

 

All Over.


"another wonderful advert for womens boxing.....no losers tonight", says Smith.

Yep. Medals for All is the theme of the night.

Unofficial Sky Card 96:94

Macklins Card: 96-94 Taylor.


Taylor had the big final round, not Jonas.

6-4 Taylor, I reckons.

Could be 5-5.

Official Cards:-

96-94
96-95
96-95

Taylor.

Close scrappy affair.

{I was right to have one round even at one point- 5-4-1 is 96-95}

Every fucking fight tonight has gone the distance.

Now, the big boys, somebody is getting fucking sparked.

 

And here comes Del Boy to "Hotel California".

He was going to pull out of the fight because he wanted to walk to the ring last, and then, right when he was ready to pull out "His mum told him to get into line"

 

And the cunt promoter pulls the stream right on Q.

 

"can;t be shook can't be this can;'t be that"

FUCK OFF

 

Crack is down too.

 

missed most of the first round but the consensus seems to be that Parker won the first round.

Can't figure out if Parker was down or not.

 

PARKER DOWN

 

Taylor is ready to be turned over by Serrano. She's in her mid thirties and had probably passed her prime well before she turned professional. Good for her for her pro success, I didn't see it, it helps that pro has been a lot shallower than amateur for female boxing. Always seemed the sort not to have a retirement plan but at least she's made her money.

 

ROUND 2

Chisora plodding forward, Parker snaking the jab., both men club on the inside. Hurtful looking blows ot the back of the head and side of the face. Chisora wings a right hand into his face. Chisora warned for the rabbit punches. I think Parker is feeling the power of the older man. Chisora walks into him and lands a cluster of body shots. Chisora has started fast and is winning this 2nd round. Can he keep it up?

Round 1

10-8 Chisora

Round 2

10-9 Chisora

After 2

20-17 Chisora.

 

Fell out with the old man too who fancied himself a bit and might have been advising her to get out of it by now.

She's flagging, and badly at that.