Remo Djembe Solo

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  1. Anthony

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  2. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Pretty easy to do, tbh.
     
  3. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Also, the title should just be something like 'Simple bongo drum solo'. The words 'Reme Djembe' aren't fucking relevant to the thread title.

    Furthermore, it's not remotely thread-worthy and at best, should be a simple post in the official 'MUSIC' thread.


    Oh yeah, and what is it with FB Puerto Ricans with no sense of musical creed wbatsover?



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    Haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, does he possess the POWER OF PHIL?
     
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    He's playing a Djembe

    Bongos and Djembe are different instruments altogether

    It's like if he had shared a video of an Oboist performing and you said "title should be Clarinet solo!"

    As for the playing, it's actually pretty good... the sound effect, pitch shifting nonsense in the beginning was hollow theatrics designed to appeal to the same people who think pick scrapes on an electric guitar are hard to do... but once he stopped with that silliness and got down to playing, it was good ... good time, played around with some polyrhythms... it's not the most exciting thing in the world listening to a single drum being played by a single drummer but it showed a solid command of the instrument












    TL;DR: Die!
     
  6. Double L

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    You are an absolute cunt
     
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    Hey! if it isn't Mr. "I like drums more subtle" and "seems more ambitious" ... come here to learn something yet again, I take it? You deaf twat... you wouldn't know a Bassoon from a Bison ... I hope someone beats you and everyone you've ever cared about to death with a Trombone slide
     
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  8. Rich ´Money´ Mustard

    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Translation: someone in my shit family plays the BONGO DRUMS.

    His name is Djembe Reinhardt.
     
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    How can someone live in Brazil and not know Bongos from other drums?

    Hopefully you get decapitated and your skull turned into a makeshift bongo by local hooligans
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Never even heard of a fuckin djumbo drum and Im sure a) Antoinette never had either before stumbling upon it in a weird musical taste search and b) neither did you before you quickly Googled 'bongo drum alternative' to make you appear clever.

    Bongo drums.
    Conga drums.



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    Djembe is an African drum... been around forever and very common ... hippies that need their faces filed off with a rasp are known for procuring them and mindlessly pounding on them in "drum circles" which is the percussion equivalent of 30 people who don't play guitar mindlessly banging away at the open strings in unison

    I knew at least half a dozen cunts in high school who had one and thought it'd be cool to "sit in" and "jam" with me only for me to quickly CORRRRRRECT them and like legendary Cleveland Orchestra tyrant/genius George Szell inform them "you play like a gypsy whore!"
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    People who went to Goa in the 1990s usually returned with a set.

    Or used them at ´Raves´.
     
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    Seriously how do you not know the Djembe man? Why even comment?
     
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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    Went to see Santana years and years ago (pre-fucking Inner Secrets era, I might add) and this guy was amazing:

     
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    1 - How? Because it´s so fuckin random and unheard of.
    Congas, bongos, and timbales: these are the shit.

    2 - Silence!
    I´m taking over your thread.
     
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    That's a conga. There are lots of amazing Conga artist. I just wanted to post something different.
    Have you heard of Ray Barretto ?


     
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    Well now you have heard of it. You're welcome for teaching something.
     
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    I'm actually surprised you don't know a djembe, Mustard
     
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    He just married a Brazilian
     
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    But now I look at it, a Djembe is just something your relatives bring home from a vacation in Africa and you just stick in the corner of your living room.
    To put drinks on, maybe?
    Or to sit on when there are no chairs available.

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    Rich ´Money´ Mustard DIE!

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    I thought Remo Djembe was the cunt´s name!!!!
     
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    In the hands of most people, that actually is the most sensible use
     
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    Furthermore, what is fuckin Anthony doing posting such a random thread????

    Queensryche´s Greatest Hits, I could imagine, sure...
     
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    Now that was a horrible band
     

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