Roberto Duran vs Lennox Lewis @ 235 lbs

I just turned 31 (in case I'm the angry teen in your description - I assumed I was the genuine madman but I wanted to clarify just in case)

 

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I'm talking about the f*cking streets, yo! Not the pussy-ass boxing ring under queensbury rules or the gay ass cage under mma rules. Everybody who knows Bruce Lee and those who trained with him said he fought to the death. He went for the pivitol parts of the body, the small joints or the private areas be it ears, eyes, throat/neck, knees, crotch...anything.
Duran has never fought an animal like Bruce who is documented to have a kick harder than any boxer's punch.
You want to know what would happen to Duran? He'd get his knees smashed inwards. It would be so devastating, it would result in a double compound fracture at best, and possibly lifetime paralysis at worst. Check out the video below and visualize the opponent being Duran right before Bruce smashes his leg in with a simple kick. Actually it would be 2 kicks in the speed of light but Duran's knee would be caved inwards for the first kick before he even realizes there was a second kick following, resulting in both a shattered knee and greatly bruised thigh.

http://youtu.be/JKU-XoTPJmQ

 

Provide a single non-anecdotal instance of Bruce Lee actually defeating someone in a fight. I'll wait.

 

You're more like a cunt from my angle!

 

BULLSH*T!!!! Lewis would bend over this midget bitch, spread his buttcheeks and piledrive his cock right through Duran's asshole up through his mouth!!!

 

I'll acknowledge that I can be a dick, which is probably why I look like a cunt from your angle. I'm sure it's not the first time you've confused the two.

 

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