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Irish, you and I could converse ALL day about war and military and it´d be entertaining.



But this obsession with 211st Century money-football.
It´s truly bizarre.
(the dogshit Americans are irrelevant here, always have been and will be - especially the one´s DYING to be European.) But, Hut*Hut, when he turns 30 will maybe realise...but you...you should know better

 

A proper human being who had a very good handle on matters. Work your bollox off, never settle for 2nd rate and never think the other cunt is better than you.

As Feebles will confirm, Newcastle were in town and saw Shankly's "This is Anfield" sign and one of them said "Oh look, we've come to the right place".

Shankly muttered to himself "You'll bliddy see" and Newcastle were duly spanked.

Shankly was doing self-help before anyone knew what it was. In the Army he said he'd clean his floor so it was cleaner than the next guys floor ........"Because that's honesty, and if everyone was like that, "The Werld Id Be a Better Pleece"

 

Errrr....yeah....50 years ago, sunshine.

 

John Giles {of Leeds United no less, a club that would know as much about honesty in that era as an Arab of the same era would about workings of British plumbing} always said "Honesty of effort.........that's your starting point".



David Haye went through boxing trying to get as much out of it for as little as possible. He wound up on his arse, beaten down by a glorified Scouse light-heavyweight.

That's how it should be. Nothing against Haye, but you can't cheat these games and expect to come out on top.....you've got to work your bollox off and never accept Mark II as an acceptable outcome.

 

But Shankly, let´s face it: 3 First Divisions titles and 2 FA Cups in 10 years.
I mean....it´s okay.



It´s like Feebles going on about Newcastle United being some immense football force.
They´re NOT. Never have been.

 

I know. What can I do? I live for the future and live in the past, thus helping me to bypass the present, somewhat.

 

Yeah well they fucking might be soon enough now Faisal Al Diesel Al Jolson Al Bundy is in charge.

 

When Shankly took over at Anfield he referred to it as the "Biggest Public Toilet in Liverpool"......there was no running water at the club. Fitness involved jogging between Melwood and Anfield. Shankly changed all of that. He was revolutionary and did it all while staying on very close personal terms with Matt Busby at United. He never ran anyone down, except Everton, who did most of the running themselves in that regard.

 

Take up GOLF, muthafocka!!!!

Or, I dunno, TENNIS.


Either that, or wait with breathless anticipation for your next 4-0 (home, natch) victory over Zenit or Shaktar Donestk or Roma, that, 2 days later no-one will remember even happened.

 

First 35 seconds:

 

"You Lot" - he lost the fucking dressing room right there and then............."you lot can take everything you ever won and put it in the bin cos you won none of it fairly".

44 days? He's lucky he wasn't gone by lunchtime.

Biggest winner? Football.

 

And Leeds United? Bottled it in one game vs Bayern Munich which basically was their ´Naseem Hamed v Marco Antonio Barrera´ moment for them: disappeared off the face of the earth forever...

 

Penalty ?

 

Not given. Could have been though. Dortmund trail.

 

Back in Business. June 17th.

 

Premier League to restart on June 17 with Manchester City against Arsenal and Aston Villa against Sheffield United

 

You just knew Brendans Corona was going to be worse than everyone elses.

Brendan Rodgers: Leicester City manager says he had coronavirus

 

The international friendly scheduled for today between Mongolia and Estonia has been cancelled. Also in Africa Cup of Nations qualifying the match between Sudan vs Sao Tome e Principe has been postponed.

 

This is terrible. Black Games Matter.

 

It was Supermac himself. Malcolm MacDonald. Finished 5-0.

Oddly, NUFC won the return later that season 4-0. That was a very good, if horribly inconsistent, NUFC side. Won the UEFA Cup in 69 and lost the FA Cup final (Liverpool 74) and League Cup Final (Citeh 75) but perfectly capable of losing 0-5 or to Ronnie fucking Radford in 1973. MacDonald, Terry Hibbett, Terry McDermott, Frank Clark, Bobby Moncur - good players, no consistency whatsoever.

MTF

 

Ignoring the facts that:

1. If the proposed takeover goes though NUFC will instantly become the richest club in world football, and;
2. I've never once described NUFC as being any kind of 'football force', immense or otherwise

Your trolling post is wrong. At the start of the 20th century, NUFC actually were an immense footballing force. They were widely regarded as the best team on the planet in the fifteen years prior to WW1.

Troll fail is fail, cuntchops.

MTF

 

For a brief bit in 1996 Newcastle might just have had the beating of any team in the World.

That Liverpool side who beat Newcastle in the FA Cup Final took the piss all game.

Tommy Smith was a lairy mean bastard with some questionable social views {You think I am bad, you ain't seen nothing yet} but that he got 1 England cap is a fucking travesty.

 

Yeah, you´ve been drinking heavily again.

 

Wolfe Tones come on mate.

"Warfield"- aye a great Gaelic title that.

 

I think derek specifically got some good renditions, that one especially. No idea if he wrote it but its class. CELTS BEAT THE ARSENAL AND MANCHESTER TOO, Lizzy hands over her own cup surrounded by shamrocks and green. History's fun.

 

"Similarly, though more colourfully, the court stated in R v Creighton {1909} that "if you cannot resist an impulse in any other way, we will hang a rope in front of your eyes, and perhaps that will help"

Old Judges not fucking about when it comes to the Defence of Irresistible Impulse in England.

Their line of thinking is that the more irresistible the impulse is to commit the act, the more irresistible will be their deterrence of your impulse.

Talk about a vicious circle, not limited to the legal reasoning itself, but including the noose too