SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

You got a training montage video of yourself that you can send Klopp?

 

CL draw:

Borussia Monchengladbach vs. Manchester City

Lazio vs. Bayern Munich

Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea

RB Leipzig vs. Liverpool

Porto vs. Juventus

Barcelona vs. Paris Saint-Germain

Sevilla vs. Borussia Dortmund

Atalanta vs. Real Madrid

Citeh, Bayern and PSG would seem to be locks. The rest are more interesting.

 

A wee golden brown nugget from my local, albeit 14 years ago....your famous vaginsky, a horse, was named after a famous balerina. No a ballet dancer, the male one. Not a belly dancer, no. It had to have its leg amputated at birth. But it went on to win the derby.

 

There is a docuseries on DAZN called "Parallel Worlds" featuring two athletes from different sports per episode. One of them is Ronaldo and GGG

Not sure how good it is as i don't have a sub and haven't seen a full link or torrent for it yet. Anyhow here is a preview:

 

Looks like a good show. Does GGG wantonly assault CR7?

 

I'm in training with Team Tucker

 

One could only hope.

 

"I never touched him"

"yes he does that a lot"

 

At least it wasn't Neymar. He would have suffered a career ending injury from a waft of air standing near GGG after a hook.

 

Ooft dem thighs

You wonder how great Fowler might've been if he'd kept the nut screwed. He was like the English Raul/inzaghi for a few years, an also ran by 25

 

He had serious injuries too. He'd have thrived today at Liverpool because he'd not be getting fucking murdered daily in training. He'd be working alongside equals instead of fucking donkeys like what were there in 1994+

 

LIverpool were good today. First hint since the Chelsea game of a League-Winning team.

 

No. All the goals were down to poor dafendin. There were some missed opportunities going the other way that would have changed everything. Also few of the referee's decisions could or should have gone the other way.

So Liverpool didn't really win, it's that Crystal Palace lost. There needs to be a new manager.

* this comment brought to you by every past and future loss by the English national team

 

Truth be told Palace had chbances at 0-1 and 0-2 and COULD have gotten back into it.

The difference between top-table and mid-table is that top-table makes and takes chances.

Liverpools 3rd goal was practically walked into the net by 2 players from one end of the park to the other.

 

Wee Gamblie puts Celtic in front in a game they should have put away about 3 hours ago.

 

Commentator:- "Scutt Brune, Lee Griffis, two former High Bee's luvvin it".

Pipe down you half literate bam.

 

I see Leicester pushed Mourinho's shit in. Always love to see it.

Did "the better team lose" again?

 

From what parts of the game I saw, Spurs created awfully nothing. My suspicion is that Spurs, as Klopp alluded to, are " Counter Attacking Monster".

When faced with an opponent who indulges them, a la Liverpool, they look great.

Failing that, they've no real options. They aren't a pressure side, like Liverpool.

 

That's been Mourinho's approach since forever. Park the bus and make games as tight and ugly as possible. Inevitably there are going to be some tight calls made by the officials, and some missed opportunities.

It's not about football tactics, it's all to provide himself with outs in the post match interviews when his side loses or draws. If this ... if that ...

Complete narcissistic cunt. Same old story every time. When they win he will shamelessly take credit for some supposed "masterclass", but when they lose it's a deluge of blame place in every direction.

 

He came out and said "neither side played very very well"

In truth, he got monstered at his own game. Lester had a goal ruled out that went like this: Justin James boots the ball down the park over 30 heads, Madison takes ONE touch to steady, shoots, scores. Literally.

Now, if you want real post-match Weapons Grade Footballing Manure, wait for the Post Match Interviews from Bielsa and Solskjaer.

Bear in mind that at all times Olly is speaking, his United side qualified for the CL by letting Lester and Brendon do their thing, and then crashed out at the earliest possible opportunity, in a great example of what might be referred to as Footballing Survivors Guilt.

"We really shouldn't be here, let's leave".

 

67th BBC SPOTY tonight.

Really hope Henderson wins it.

 

That said Bill Bailey won they dancing last night so I think that might be White Mans quota for the year. Back in your box, cracker, back in your BOX!

 

A cunt hair offside. Sad to see but in a way i'm happy it was ruled out. Removed a talking point from the cuntal one.

 

Shamelessly lifted from Jimmys cousins facebook page as I couldn't find it elsewhere.

 

Lennon follows Stein, O'Neil & Rodgers as the 4th manager to win a treble. Fair to say this one doesnt feel quite so triumphant. Would be a high note to sack him on, at least

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=772939106914415

 

Did you see what they are calling a "Ginnelly" these days?