SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2020/21

Alas for 5 miles I'm lagging. They say under 11 minutes is an absolute elite time, I'm at 12m 27seconds.

 

Hut watching tonight's game

 

BBC: "How do you explain tonights performance Jose?"

Jose: "We failed at lifes basics"

 

New smilies needed.

 

The Real Jungle Team

 

'No i dont even feel like talking about football right now' - Gerrard in the post match interview

Smart guy, he's sussed the real utility of this stuff.

 

'Failed at the basics of life'

 

I just held a door open for an old geezer, he responds in sludge thick cockney 'why thank you, me old china!'. Yas. Week highlight, easy. Huns are hurting, old cockneys are giving me rhymming slang, the suns a-blazing. Think i'll bunk off work soon and drink some overpriced porters in kelly g

 

Wee Nicky in bother, Lorraine Kelly's grooler being recommissioned. Lovely day. Lovely day.

 

Why ain't he turned into Stone, eh?

COS STATUES OF DEAD WHITE MEN ARE BANNED

 

Haha

 

I'm kind of glad for the chance to give Real a bashing. Just hope the team are up for it. Then Chelsea. Could be yet summink to salvage yet.

 

Real vs LFC

Dortmund vs City

Porto vs Chelsea

PSG vs Bayern.

 

Did anybody else notice that Gary Neville has become one of these wide-eyed WOKE as fuck fools who has to weigh in with his profound meanderings on every topic under the Sun?

His latest meanderings are that "I've been reading the press about the new CEO of the PFA...it's very disparaging, it is xenphobic, it has negative undertones".

Gary, mate, the next time anything has POSITIVE undertones will be the first. Bear that in mind as you progress through your newfound career.

Oh, and quote some fucking sources, or piss off.

 

A few years back they had Phil Neville on Sky. He was talking about how the Watford owners were paying a price for not showing loyalty to their managers. He delivered this great quote:

"How is a guy supposed to concentrate on managing a club knowing they can be out searching for his predecessor right now."

 

I have some really good money making ideas. But some of them are of an unsavory nature. I am too embarrassed to go present them. So I am going to recruit some face men for these ideas. I already found one guy who isn't ashamed to do anything

 

That's the second time I went to bed piss drunk, woke up like two hours later and posted some nonsense on here. I was having a dream about an actual conversation I had with a friend about people who come up with fucked up ideas and market them. He actually said, "I'd have to hire an actor to go present that shit for me."

PS - FUCK MAN CITY

 

Jonjoe Kenny's almost as useless as Shane Duffy. Fuck knows how either of these donkeys ever got a game in the EPL

 

An oldie but a goodie.

Thats Kris Boyds feemilly by the way


DISGUSTIN!!

 

Meanwhile over at Billies.....

 

Are Newcastle trying to get relegated? How long will they stick with Britsh Jay Leno (Steve Bruce?)

The Mirror is saying Kane to Man U and Kunt-Aguero to Chelsea this summer.