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Newcastle's performance makes me less ashamed of losing to them TWICE this season.

 

Same with Voronin but he had no choice, That guy was the grandest waste of space of all times.

His trashy wife was able to indulge herself.

 

Yeah, fuck Sanchez's wife. Liverpool is my favorite city in the world. That henpecked, pussywhipped fool should have taken her to The Swan for a couple of dark ales & a week old meat pie.

 

We shudda never taken him in, and gave him KLEIS.

In the meantime, WBA look fucked.

 

This would piss me right off. RIGHT off.

 

Wasn't there some crazy shit about 10-12 years ago where some LFC player was having a tough time and his mom wrote a letter talking shit about the city or something like that?

 

I tried to go with the UK version, "mum" but my phone changed it back.

 

Paul Konchesky.

Hodgson signed him from West Ham and Konchesky was shit. He made more mistakes.........including an absolute killer at White Hart Lane in injury time where it looked like Liverpool had started to turn things around and Konchesky fucked up.

He let Lennon through and he should have been all over him.

Anyways Konchesky started getting stick and his mum came out with her potty mouth giving it large.

'My mum was naive - she regets every single bit of it'

 

SMFH. Sad times.

 

Edit: konchesky played for Fulsham when liverpool signed him. He was gone 6 months later. Funny nobody at Man United was protesting the glazers back when liverpool were signing shit like Poulsen and Konchesky

 

Saw that, and watched it again and again, years ago.

The type of gem that talkShite come up with once every 4000 hours of listening.

Very good though for advertisements. Selco. White vans. Excellent for that type of stuff.

Actual talking about actual sports? Don't be silly.

 

"They're all good singers where you come from"

Roy Keane told a story about how- either he or another player at Forest- was stopped coming out of the toilet and asked if they had washed their hands......by Clough.

 

BVB and Liverpool may miss out on CL football. Surprising yeah, but not something you'd bet the farm on happening.

Juventus on the other hand not qualifying seemed pretty far off. Maybe (on paper at least) next year will have the strongest Europa league ever.

 

I don't want Liverpool in the Europa League and a pal of mine asked me how I felt about the Top 4 and I said I'd swap it for a fully fit, fully rested fully recovered Squad.

And I still would.

The notion that the likes of Leicester or West Ham or Chelsea for that matter are better than Liverpool over a 38 game season is horseshit.

They needed the most outrageous confluence of shit and convergence circumstances and still can't do it.

I wouldn't be too bothered if I was Dortmund either.

Bayern have 9 straight BL titles and Dortmund should focus on addressing that.

 

As you know Dortmund's players get poached on the regular. Without CL football it would even get worse so it definitely is something bothersome.

I don't even want to get into the BL title. Bayern don't slip up often. On the rare occasion they do drop points or even lose you get excited at the opportunity. The next match day BVB are up against newly promoted FC Bratwurst who they're of course heavily favored over. A win would put them top of the table. They bottle it nearly ever time.

 

FC Bratwurst ::

Guy visiting here brought some "Bratwurst" back from LIDL's

they were not Bratwurst.

They were Turkish chicken sausages with the word "Bratwurst" on the box

It's all fake I says!!!

Back to football........there's no competitiveness anymore.

Needed a virus to shake things up and.........City are still top.

 

Not to worry, I managed REDS to the final today while I was taking a shit.

Penalty Shooters 2.

 

Bye Fulsham.

Scott Parker stood on the sideline masticating manfully, like he knows what it is about

His team are pure shamblers.

Bye.

 

Fulsham gone.

Fat Sam gone.

Sheffield.........long gone.

City Champions.

United vs Liverpool this Thursday {thanks insurrectionists} will play a minor role in the title race and a major role in the Top 4 race.

Right now it looks like City, United, Chelsea, Leicester

West Ham and Liverpool for Europa duties

Arsenal go to Butlins.

Spurs go to Haringey Lido for skinning dipping as Harry fucks off to Manchester for Mongo Contract Talks with Al Macaroon

Newcastle, Burnley and Wolves get to sit around talking about their "Honest bunch of lads who try hard, we've got no money".

Brighton and Pal Arse are just happy that people know they exist.

Leeds really only mid-table outfit who can say they esposed a philosophy of sorts, attack-attack-attack {W15, L15, D5}

Everton........sort of under-achieved, in a way, only 2 points behind LFC as we speak but smelled far stronger at one point.

West Ham- still in with a shout for top 4 but going off the boil faster than a kettle on Mount Everest. Very good season for them.

Villa..fuck off. Relegation fodder again next year once Grealish gets banged up for heinous fiddlery.

 

If he was talking to a Filipino he'd be correct. I am yet to meet a Filipino/Filipina who couldn't sing. They run a lot of the karaoke bars in Central Japan.

 

I'm glad somebody from Asia can sing

 

I think I want my money back

 

Fulsham were victorious at both Anfield & Goodison this season.

 

I know. Sad.........but they were outdone by the Mighty Chris Wood and the Mighty James Tarkowski.

And you know, it's the first thing he will say when he is interviewed.

He will "Undercover brag" about it. "Oh you know we went Anfield, we went Goodison, we beat some good teams this year, we deserve so much more, can't believe we've gone down, it's such a hard league, we played such good football" etc.

I think Scott Parker is an utter chancer.

You can always tell. They put the camera on a guy when his team concede and if he isn't raging like Klopp or Ferguson, or looking like Ancelloti does {murderous} then you know they are full of shit.

It's the sort of place where you can't hide your emotions. A manager is always raging when his team concede. Any manager who contains it isn't really angry. Managers are basically always angry. Look, I am not even a manager and I seethe and hiss all the way through games.

Parker looked like a guy who was basically saying "Hey it's OK I am getting paid anyways".

"I bet nobody knows how smug and conceited I am"

 

He looks like a newly minted Conservative candidate for Fulham-Chelsea.

"Mr Scott Parker, formerly of Chumley Goldberg Moneybags, is the man to deliver you from encroaching Oiks this Election"