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They're just celebrating American independence a day early.

 

What do you expect

MTF

 

Its very odd. There was NONE of this in 2018.

 

Uhhhh......... I agree. It is afterall the mighty Ookryne that's been put to the sword by the... Mongy Sons of Eireann!!

 

What do you expect

MTF

 

It's stopped suddenly. Typical planning. Had 3 bangers. Now.... The queue forms at the kebab shop

Should be fun this

 

Ok... Call it, Frendo.

England or Not?

 

"a bridge too far" says your man......the disappointment in their voices.

Duff needs to pack it in. He's turning into the Andy Murray of commentary.

 

Can get 10-1 on denmark at sk betting

 

It might as well be 1000 to none.

Gareth Southgates rough PC knee bending beast, its hour come round at last...

 

Sitting with a pint & a pizza watching a crane being assembled....this is better than the fitbaw!

 

Pouring water on my bliss, African guy in pub toilet there....im pishing, hes at the tap shouting 'wheres water! Wheres water'. Im like...im not getting involved here until ive shaken it out. He paces, agitated, to back of gents, possibly looking for water, i walk over to wash my hands. He comes up waves his hand under tap, shouts 'wheres water'. Im like : 'you press the button on top, mate' and demonstrate. Theres 5 taps to our left, he basically pushes me out the way and takes my tap. whit!? Aye, all the very best to you, mate.

 

Should have told him that the water was in a village 10 miles away.

 

I read the first line & thought you meant the assistant in there. I fucking hate when pubs hire bozos to stand or sit in there by the sink. I'll give them a pound but I am taking a spray of cologne & a breath mint.

 

Only been to one place that had a bathroom attendant ever. I wouldn't care so much if it was something like a restaurant where you might only use the facilities once if at all. In a drinking establishment where you're likely going to be paying a number of visits to piss it's highly annoying.

 

They're probably happy to let you have it for free.

 

Agreed. And it's always some hapless gormless looking bozo who doesn't want to be there. With his stupid little plates of sweets and smellies.

 

I feel embarrassed for them and awkward. And if you are from the US you're used to tipping everyone anyway. It's annoying but two of my favorite pubs in Liverpool have such setups.

 

Yeah the one i was at was in Mexico. A higher end type of place and very nice but still the only one that had a bathroom attendant. It was a combination of annoyance and pity knowing the guy was probably working on tips alone sitting in a men's toilet to afford food.

 

The first time i saw one I'd no idea. I came out and told everyone there was some guy in the head selling mints.... It was weak. Clubs think they are pure classy if they do it this way..

 

I was in Guanajuato City for a week two years ago. It's considered a nice city. Very low crime, several museums, nice pubs with international beers, and beautiful cathedrals and buildings.

But all of the pubs had little rinky dink bathrooms. There's barely enough room for someone to stand and piss in there. Some only had one restroom for both sexes. So luckily no attendants.

Japan kind of does that as well (though it varies per ward.) Some even have the handwash on top of the back of the toilet.

 

Note: On those restrooms I mentioned, you lock the door behind you. So only one person at a time is in them.

 

Having mints and parfum du lagos forced on them by Umfufufulele the overeager and overstaying Nigerian student/refugee/economist-back-home guy

 

I was in one restaurant where the "washroom" had no sink or toilet. There was a trough, a whole in the ground and newspaper for the backside. Luckily i only needed a piss. As you can imagine this was a wee bit away from the tourist part of town.

 

A whole what?

 

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