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Tammy Abraham is in great form. That's now 5 goals in 3 games. Spurs are ripping Palace apart and Man Utd actually scored from the penalty spot.

 

Make that 6 goals in 3 now for Abraham.

 

Fuck that cunt.

 

We are on the verge of chucking away a 3-0 lead at home here, fucking wankercunts.

 

I don't rate Abraham. I've watched his goals. He's not Mane or Salah or Firmino.

He's getting goals any striker playing in those games getting those chances should get.

Wolves cannot defend {3 at Everton} and it was Norwich/Sheffield last times out.

But watch...........Ian Wright will big him up and he'll get all this hype.

Rashford is better than Pogba....he should start.

 

7 in 3 now...

 

Can you feel it, coming in the air tonight?

 

Wolves have qualified for Europe, read their own press clippings, and totally collapsed.

Saw them at Everton where a draw was there to be had........and now todays collapse.

If you wanted to pick two sides to have such awful starts from last Season, Wolves and Watford would not be them.

 

Some dude in the local pub just roared. Something just happened somewhere in the football.

He went........."FARK"

 

I'd say it was the Sheffield Utd game. They had a goal ruled out, then Soothampton scored. He must have a bet on United to win.

 

Man United play like England. Start fast, get a penalty or a lucky goal, then get tired and start to come under the cosh and concede late goals. It's an uncanny resemblance. With England, it's cos they have no players. With United, it's cos Olly ain't got a fucking clue.

Spurs have not scored since the first half.

Hallmark of todays games...........they have all been unusual.

Burnley started fast vs Brighton, fell behind.

Liverpool fell behind.......closed it out inside the first half.

Palace totally collapsed in under 20 minutes against a Spurs side that had not been in any great form.

Wolves, who usually show something, showed nothing.

I suppose Sheffield United offering stout resistance at home is to be expected.

 

No bloodeh yawkshire men down here lad.

Probably a money thing then as you suggested.

Or it could be the cricket but I can hear that downstairs and there were no wickets.

England playing well. They will draw this Ashes now.

 

I put £4 on United/Spurs to win. I just know United will let me down.

 

How are your Superbio Sixes looking Jimmy?

I got bit by this dog on Barnes Bridge last night. Chinese bird trying to control a greyhound looking thing. He had a pop at my Welsh Terrier and missed. So he bit me instead. I went ballistic in front of a load of trendys and ROARED at her to get her phone out and call the cops. She ran off and I could have followed but her dog was seriously flipping out. She was like "Sohhwy, So Sohhy"....I bet she had money and I could have made £££ out of it but they'd have put the dog to sleep most likely. I am not having the dog shot for a few thousand quid.

Trendy cyclist had his phone out ready to MAKE THAT CALL. She was terrified and I felt if the cops got involved it would be a waste of time. I told the dude to forget it. Somebody would be getting stabbed as we waited for the cops to call by.

She literally ran 500 yards with that dog looking over her shoulder every second. I think she may have wet herself. I really did scare her. I couldn't believe it. She just let the dog get across her and sink it's teeth into my thigh. Could have been a kids face.

Got two nice bruises right above my knee where he sank them into me. Didn't break the skin, I was lucky I had work pants on.

 

Matey in the Pig and Whistle is screaming again.

 

I think he's a Chelsea fan. Wolves just scored.

 

Wow he is really giving it loads. This might not be football related.

 

Went for Sheffield 1 1 Southampton. It's currently 0-1. See you Jimmy.

 

Ouch! I was bitten on my hand years ago by a dog. Well, the dog literally just sank his teeth in to me and held tight for a good 5 minutes. Would not let go. It was painful as hell.

 

Oh and I am doing shite in the Super 6 comp. Only 4 points so far today.

 

I am doing alright. Really only got one thing badly wrong and that Wolves.

Rest of it looks OK.

United winning at home 1-0 with a penalty against Leicester. Get ready for Ollys post match "Everyone was injured, I rock" routine.

Just enough good results to keep the lad in a job.

 

Did you get any money out of it? Or was it your own dog?

That lady had no more business walking that dog than I do driving a F1 car around Piccadilly.

 

Wolves score again. Chelsea are poo yet.

 

"Harvey Barnes"- sounds like a department store.

 

No. I can't remember if it was a random dog or a friend's dog. I was young so just went about my business after it happened.

 

Norwich giving this a right good go. I had a dream Norwich would win. City are not the same side without Kompany. Offense wins fans. Defense wins games. Simple as.

 

Then you didn't get bitten!!! A small terrier bit me once and did a right number on my hand. Proper punctures.

 

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Well none that he can remember anyways.

 

3-1 fuck you City.