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One nil tae Rangers aftae half an hoor!

‘Young boys get ootae ma mind,
Ma love fer yeez is way ootae line,
Ye better run boys!
Ye’re way too young boys!’

 

Apologies fer lack o’ Liverpool love but Rangers are through tae the last thirty two!

 

Stuck a a fiver on Rangers win, United win, Wolves win. Cashed out when Rangers went 1-0.

21 quid. Left 7 behind me..........just as well as Rangers heard Little Nicky was coming and tried to get out of Europe before she got in.

 

The last vinegar strokes were hideous, YB's score on the 89th minutes, followed ba nearly 5 minutes o' flapping... if there'd been a camera on me, Ah'd have looked like a Blue Jay.

 

Getting oot a group with porto, feynoord and young boys is some going- proddy pooo'r. A few tasty potential away days for sellik. If its brussels, holland or lisbon i'll try to make the trip again

 

Yeah that is not a lightweight group at all... impressive... especially for a wee start-up that’s only been around for a few years ... plucky little club!

 

Must have got some of the George Soros "Venture Capital" into them............Soros war agains the One True Faith continues via his Hun Divisions.

 

Now Watford really should have gotten something from that.

Not too pessimistic from me....Liverpool had a midweek game away and today was an early start in blowy conditions......got the win, that's all that counts.

 

Just took a bogging piss.

Apparently if you don't exercise properly and consume volumes of water these expensive supplements just give you..........expensive piss.

I just had my daily shake, give us each day, as it were.

Feel a bit better alright.

Tomorrows a toughy....I try to work hard Sundays unlike that useless Scottish bastard Eric Liddell....that way I sweat down and feel good on the scales Monday.

Looking for about 265 tomorrow, doon from 277.

 

Running up the steps of the railway crossing is hard work. You do that 10, 20 times...you will feel it. Sweat comes out of you....your arms sweat. Your calves go on strike for the next few days. Your hips hurt...great stuff.

 

You could always meth your way to weight loss.

 

I never got that guy. Just not funny.

I already use Preambolin and Pregnasterone and Bullshitium and Lardassonium in my "Cycle".

 

Here's the best cycle to use for cutting weight.

 

I think any bicycle with a strong suspension will work.

What you need to do is ride on a steep incline with a bundle of shingles on your back.

 

Good day for Liverpool. Another win and Lester drop points at home.

 

Aye, nice 10-point gap now.

 

Yes, I was waiting for the inevitable Lester late-winner followed by Our Brendans "Oh, no less than we deserved" etc routine.

That's it. 10 clear, and off to the Middle East.

But Watford could have and should really have gotten something at Anfield.

Klopp rang the changes, some enforced, others voluntary, and our back 4 was all over the shop.

 

WCC isn't crucial but it is important. Screw that Caribou cup or whatever they're calling it this year. Klopp shouldn't even send the youngsters, he should field a group of fans who just want the experience of playing a professional football match. Maybe you can work your way into the squad.

 

Liverpool should win it easy and by a large score.

 

Currently at atletico bilboa-eiber game, jeez the standard of play is shocking. This is thistle-killie in a posh stadium

 

On paper yes, but it usually doesn't play out so one-sided.

 

I see Chelski also lost today.

 

I worked my balls off last week. Hundreds of 23Kg medicine ball lifts. Stair sprints. 25KG barbell lifts, 100 at a time. Long walks.

No meat, no sweets, no biscuits, no fuck all.

Lost 1lb.

This is hard work.

Good news is my lean mass is hovering at 159.9.

 

That is what he has done. He's sent an even WEAKER version out of the team that engaged Arseshit in the thriller at Anfield.

Jesus Arsenal were shit yesterday.

 

What do you guys make of the Champions League/Europa League draws?

 

If possible, get yourself onto or own a Schwinn Airdyne or assault-resistance bike:


Truly, one of if not the most effective pieces of cardio-building/weight-losing machines ever.

It's also the most horrific and will test your soul.

 

Irish will electrify that bad boy.

 

Good first test for him would be: burn 120 cals in 10mins.