SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

Horrible, fascist cunts. Can't stand them. Good to see you back btw.

MTF

 

Yes. By a lot. He's basically the most important figure in fitba history imo.

MTF

 

With a team built by another guy. Which he then systematically destroyed.

Still the worst manager at NUFC in my lifetime. Some achievement, considering the competition.

MTF

 

Bingo.

MTF

 

Was away in Scarborough last week with the missus. Found a real classy establishment and thought of you...



MTF

 

Rangers deserved it. Played well. RB were crap.

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Tommy Robinson,infiltrator supreme

 

He was a monster. I love rewatching old Ajax matches.

From the 60s to early 70s, the four guys whose talent jumps out the screen the most to me were Pele, Eusebio, Best, and Cruyff.

 

Protestant ethic though, got the fire extinguisher, the wet-floor warning, proper order.

 

All Best proved was that era was so shit that a functioning unshaven alcoholic midget with the calorific intake of a mid 90s Somalian could make a holy show of the rest of them.

 

I dunno. Best's pace was pretty damn electrifying.

Before I saw him, I didn't expect him to be that damn fast.

 

You think of all the things Suarez ever did and the orchestrated campaign against him in the national press.

You look at what Real and Benzema have done and they're venerated.

I hope Salah and Liverpool absolutely monster them.

And it's not ethnic either, look at Woodgate getting to appear on BBC MOTD and their website as a pundit.

 

He was up against draught horses .

 

This fucking Bells Palsy lad worked his way "Up" from driving the bus to Kit Man?

I'd say driving a 40 foot bus requires more skill than laying out shirtsvand socks FFS

 

Still is kind of mad to me that the last Scottish club to win a European trophy was neither Rangers or Celtic.

 

It seems that Kenny Sansom was the head boy for entertainment on the England bus back in the day....seems his jokes were so shit that HE turned to drink.

He was so fucking bad that ....

 

I know. Whisky Nose.

 

Watchin Copa Libertadores

 

Watch this if you get a chance, it will introduce you to exactly ever aspect of modern English footballing culture that you might want to understand including but not limited to:

* The role played by the press/media, and how a canal of disgruntled hacks-mere nobodies- can effectively undermine the career of whoever they target

*The fickle nature of the sport and how innocently bad decisions in a single game can utterly alter the course of history, lives, careers, all of it.

*How some guys can be just too nice for their own good, due regard being had for the above two points

*The importance of camaraderie and cohesion in a team unit and how fast that can be undone and how devestating that can be

*How a guy can come in, do a lot of heavy lifting, and get fired leaving somebody else to inherit the good aspects of the job they've done.

Etc etc.

 

Keep an eye on the Argentines....dirty dangerous bastards. Did you know what they did in 1978?

 

Don't believe so. Fill me in.

In terms of playing style, I prefer watching Brazilians.

 

This. It's not a claim, it's true....Argentina needed a big win so some guy , from Argentina, went into PERUS dressing room at half time to talk about the need for "South American Solidarity"

Peru dutifully rolled over and lost 5-0

 

Well I'm just glad none of their players ever cheated against England...

 

And then, allegedly, the head of the military regime in Argentina went out for a meal 9n a steakhouse....everybody in Argentina hated them, they were basically murderous and fascist.

The chef in the steakhouse heard the guy was in his restaurant so he took a steak and rolled it all over his cock and balls, cooked it and had it served with his compliments

 

Another version is that the captain of the Argentina side washed his genitals and then shook hands with the Argentine leader.

 

And then sold their shirt for millions.

 

Loads of games have been fixed...

Denmark Vs Sweden in 2004 was a sham...they played out a draw to both progress and eliminate Italy. Germany Vs Austria in I think 1978 too, they played out a stinker to eliminate Algeria.

 

Halcyon days, come what may.

 

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