SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

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  1. whiskey

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    Look at all the wonderful job creatin' Qatar has done. Rooting against the likes of Man City reeks of people being taken in by communist propaganda.
     
  2. Irish

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    Media is delighted. They just want something to type about, really.
     
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    Villa fans are loathesome
     
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    Whys the FA cup final no the last game of the season this year?
     
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    What a beautiful header by Mane....complex geometry on the fly
     
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    No room for sentimentality in this life, friendo

    Only a matter of time before "Abide by Me" is banned for any number of reasons :Jest:
     
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    "A change of direction is a form of acceleration"....that's why you slow down to take corners in a car, you're accelerating to change direction, basically always accelerating until you level off again and pull put of the turn.

    Headers are no different, it's why they say "if he puts that either side, it's a goal". You're basically getting top acceleration out of all proportion to the effort of the strike, be it a foot or head.

    In fact a header off a cross involves but one fraction of the force required by a strike directly with the boot..

    I remember Graham Taylor explaining to his England squad that inswinging corners result in disproportionately far more goals than outswinging corners..

    Get a touch on a ball already moving at speed towards the target and you're as good as in..

    Physics innit.

    Likewise a "flicked on" header...no loss of speed plus a change of direction that throws off defenders.

    Ever ask yourself why a rabbit zig zags to throw off a predator...it's all about change of direction.

    Footballs a very simple exercise made complicated, as Bill Shankly used to say.

    It's not all neck muscles...just get a flick onto it and you're halfway home.
     
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    You're never sure whats being made up to stoke OOOTrage at this stage but there was a story yesterday that the FA were gonna ban 'its coming home' because its offensive. Why or to whom, I dont know
     
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    None of its been the same since the twin towers went, anyway. :emoji_older_man:
     
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    Hand Mohlmann :Jest:

    Yeah I always said Liverpool Vs Everton 1989 was the last great FA CUP FINAL
     
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    Reality



































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    True! Surely the real home of fitbaw is PARTICK, site of the first ever international match
     
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    Here's a nice slice of life from the streets of partick for you :D

     
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    :Facepalm::Jest:
     
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    And then the other fucking genius chimes in. Daft moronic plastic bints.

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    Sellik have apparently wrapped up a deal for this left back. We'll see how it turns out, but as wuth all the guys we plucked from obscurity in january, the stats and highlights both paint him as exactly what we're looking for profile/attribute wise. Pace, pressing, ability to invert, high duel success rate and accurate low crossing. Ange knows what he's looking for

     
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    Ffs ....look at these people. Put beggars on horses and they will ride to the gates of hell. I've got nothing against no-talents but stay in your no-talent lane.

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    He's signing guys who are already used to green and white.
     
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    Wagatha Christy:Jest:
     
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    Aye, he's smarter than your average Koala
     
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    Nah not her, God Bless her.

    I'm alluding to these fucking no talent bitches who hear their husbands talkinh about whats going on at a club and then parlaying that into a payday for their already-overpaid asses.

    These people have no skin in the game-outside the bedroom anyways- and are playing with fire.

    Literally, their BS can undermine cohesion and cost points and millions of pounds.

    Fucking dopey footballers telling their dopey wives things.
     
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    Fucking tell me about it. Cunts dragging our thing into the public domain for a few quid off some rag....
     
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    haha i know, that's why i said at first. Then i read the second sentence with the link.
     
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    Those tarts have a walk-in closets for their shoe collections that are bigger than big-shoe woman's hoose.
     
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    Irish, is your iptv working? Mines is gubbed and orange sacks must be at the game because its radio silence
     
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    I'll look. What channels you looking for? I'm avoiding it tonight for obvs reasons
     
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    Your man Cammy is about as much use recently as tits on a boar, I'll agree to that much
     

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