SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

'This is why we go to the gym. To practice for torque and angles'.

People on the BBC are saying things like this.

MTF

 

It's funny, the lack of self awareness....woman's football is to be treated as a distinct sport , they insist.

First chance they get they compare it to the men's game or some aspect thereof .

 

"If you can't fight you're fucked"-Mike Tyson

It's the humblebragging that cracks me up..she...doesn't value your opinion but she NEEDS you to know she TRAINS HARD.

they seek validation and INSIST you ignore them.

 

It does them no good. I'm trying to watch it and to engage with it. I love international fitba so should be able to really enjoy this. But it is obviously awful in terms of the standard of play. Really, really bad. The defending is the worst part. The vast majority of these players are unable to actually make a tackle and I've lost count of how many of them I've seen just walking casually in the opposite direction to where they should be fucking sprinting.

But I'm being deafened by nonsense which is telling me the opposite to what my own eyes are telling me. That wifey who scored the penalty is about as far removed from Alan Shearer as I am. It's toe-curlingly shite.

MTF

 

Honest to god I had a fella WHISPER to me how shite he thought it was for fear of being overheard.

I m calling this one:- England won't score again. There's a tacit agreement to keep it civilised. Reputations are at stake .

 

100%. It should be enjoyable fluff. Instead it's an interrogation and a lecture interspersed with utter utter dirge about weights and coming a long way......rule #1 of sales is to serve your customer not fuck them off

 

No 7th Goal has gone from 6/1 to 7/5

 

Commentators laying the ground...... "Norway are playing more conservatively".

No.

England have totally eased off. If this ends up worse than 6 serious questions would need answering about how a team this bad gets into a tournament this "competitive".

 

Bear in mind this Norway side battered Northern Ireland .

 

Any luck?

MTF

 

I checked earlier. These (Norway) are the 11th best women's international team in the world, by ranking.

MTF

 

Fair play to the commentator there, she'll get fired ..."2 against 5 , it shouldn't be that easy"

Other cunt...."we are witnessing history here"

 

Well i had a good run, 30 minutes...

 

The Norway GK was actualy behind her own goalline BEFORE the header came towards her for that 7th goal. That's how bad these are at defending.

MTF

 

The last time that happened was Brazil 2014 and even then Brazil scored.

 

A dropping ball. A slow dropping ball. With no pace....meat and drink to any center back worthy of the name.

 

Commentator now lying about the 'brilliant finish' for England's second goal. For those who haven't seen it, she basically nearly missed the goal from a yard out and the ball dribbled over the line as awkwardly as you like.

'Brilliant finish' my hole.

MTF

 

Remarkably, the GK is probably going to be the MOTM for the Norway team. She wouldn't get a game in our local Sunday league.

MTF

 

Imagine being a late 40s techbro sort with a jacket no tie style of dress managing a bunch of girls getting beat 7-0... Imagine being that guy.

 

I saw it. I also saw the female linesperson blow the offside call and need rescuing by VAR..

 

Lol that defending before it hit the bar.....

 

Keeper stood underneath the bar, waving at the ball as it smashed against it. Dreadful, all of it.

MTF

 

Yeah her arm was inside the goal.....even if she got there, it was in..

 

OMG did they just blow their interpretation of a kicking offense?

 

BBC comms demanding a Norway player be sent off for the crime of being pentulantly kicked by an English player.

MTF

 

Ellen White, on the ground, lashes out......Bizet gets booked, Comms demand red

 

Nice to see Crouchy get a run out again....

 

MTF

 

Some miss, that.

MTF

 

"we've seen her do this for arsenal...."


No. No we haven't.