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Raul Jimenez must have really cracked his head goodo the last time he banged it. Wolves just negotiated 45 minutes away to City and that pleblord has gotten himself sent off for trying to slow down a free kick.

Net result?

He gets sent off and 8 yes EIGHT minutes are added on.

DIOS MIO.

 

Oh fuck off.

Had a free bet. £5.

Stuck it on City to be leading by 60 mins and over 3.5 goals in the game, Sterling to score.

9/1

City tale lead in 65th minute. Sterling.

CUNTS

 

Penalty awarded for ball hitting a player's armpit. My word.

 

Such bs

 

And again in the Chelsea game

 

Is Salah better/greater than Suarez?

 

Nah. Suarez is unique. Two greats.

I woukd say this much, Antonio Rudiger is a very very big shit house.

 

Ha ha ha "these things can't be hacked or rigged".

SUUUUUUUUURE.

 

Computers can't be hacked. Tallies can't be altered.

 

A drunk rod stewart fumbling plastic balls literally a much more credible system

 

Celtic playing a team with '/' in their name, thats a new one....i wonder if they'll decide before february

Rangers-Dortmund.....oooh id love an away end ticket for that one

 

I hear Krispy Boyd on TV laughing at that, "Geevanny willy make sure de lads are ready"

 

Whole halftime broadcadt at tannadice last week loudly soundtracked by 'you're just a fat orange bastard, fat orange bastard'. might be the only thing that convinces bt to stop using him.as their default pundit for sellik broadcasts

 

Nah why do that when you can get Hauptmann Humza to start making arrests instead?

 

Looks like Liverpool got PSG in the redone draw

 

Nah its Inter Milan.

Fucking bent amateurs.

 

With a Scottish accent the locals will think you're there to support Rangers.

 

Not if i wear a bumbleebee celtic top with a half dortmund/celtic scarf! No hun would sacrifice that much for a ticket

 

Is that something you can custom order? Don't know the last time Dortmund played Celtic.

 

Fair point. Vs 3rd in Spain, 3rd in germany 1st in hungary. And we took more points than they did. Better to be lucky than good

 

Yeah you can still get them online. Last time they played was 1992 - Celtic knocked out cologne who had finished 3rd in bundesliga overturning a 2-0 away defeat 3-0 at celtic park. My first ever game! Then Celtic drew dortmund, lost 1-0 away setting up another riproaring comeback under the lights in the last ever season of The Jungle terraces....sellik took a 1-0 lead but Dortmund won 2-1 again :(. Then won the tournament, i believe? iirc Celtic did beat Dortmund at home in 1988 but went out on away goals. We'll get yous one day!

 

Death to:-

* the half-half scarf

* the inventor of the half-half scarf

*people who wear half-half scarves

 

Aye I think this would be pretty much the only circumstance where wearing one wouldnt be queerhawk.....maybe in odd circumstances like testimonial matches between clubs with especially strong relationships like celtic & st pauli, rangers & linfield

I *think* people buy them as mememtos tho? Hang them up in their mancaves....'look how many matches ive been to'

 

Pink scarfs are a bigger pet peave, personally. We can see youre female hen.... no need to display your pronouns with an erroneously coloured scarf

 

Old man on the phone from Ireland telling me about how the jab is the lesser of two evils and I need to take it, need to take it, need to take it, needs to TAKE IT.

 

So embarrassing. Especially when people already have a high mistrust with this kind of stuff already.

 

How did they fuck up picking balls out of a hat?! That's essentially what they do. It's not hard.

 

Yeah i can see it as a nice memento from a big match. Obviously not if you despise one of the teams.

I'm not much into merch but if i attended a game between Dortmund vs Liverpool/Celtic/Milan and some others i wouldn't feel too weird about having a half-scarf.

If it was was one of the oil clubs on the other hand, no chance.