SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2021/22

Two days til Jungle Fever. Here we go!

 

In before Slice!!!

 

You RRRRs. Quite fancy a game at Loftus before May, I love the vibe, I love the aroma

 

Villa starting to look like a unit. Take the two mistakes out of their game today and they'd be seeing this one out handily.

 

Coutinho!!

United are fucking gash

 

Do you want me to pick the best eleven out of the players available during that period, aye?

MTF

 

Jesus, Ginola in that league?

MTF

 

NUFC look doomed. Another dreadful effort today. Time to decide whether the gamble is to pay to stay up our to start planning to rebuild everything from div two.

MTF

 

Yeah NUFC look betwixt and between right now.

Trippier says ambition.

Wood? Wood says desperation and survival.

 

Great win! We've been pulling results out at the death all season, glad the luck hasn't run out yet. Super Charlie Austin loves the big games.

 

89th minute.

I won't speak up your chances for fear of jinxing it.

 

I'd say....

Seaman
Cashley Cole
Ferdinand
John Terry
Rat Neville
Barnes
Beardsley
Steve McMahon
David Platt
Michael Owen
Gay Lineker

 

Whilst Seaman was a better keeper I think I'd actually have Pickford as my choice. In the league he is a liability and makes stupid errors all the time, but for England, especially in major tournaments, he's been excellent. He's also consistently good in penalty shootouts, which for an England goalkeeper is a huge plus with our record.

 

Possibly but HE'S ONLY GOT LITTLE ARMS

 

This is brutal

 

This Brentford side got bashed at St Mary's. I think it's time to start booing Liverpool sides off at half time.

 

You're missing two key players though to be fair.

 

Ah yeah but.... We're a two man team? And it's not like Africa ran into England, suddenly announced a tournament, snatched up their lads and ran off

We had notice.

 

Benitez fired. BBC in raptures.

West Ham fucking it up.

 

Is Ward-Prowse a better free kick taker than Beckham? I have a feeling his conversion rate might be better but I can't be arsed to check.

 

"Beckham was facing better walls" - man u wankboys

"there was no magic spray in David's day" - sir alex ferguson

"the sun was always in the kickers eyes in the 90s" - Sky Sports

"of course crossbars were thicker before they changed it to make it easier for todays kickers" - Pish Spice

 

Ward Prowse is lethal. Southampton have a lot of these Micky Wards in their team, guys who don't do a lot well but do a few things really well. It's why they get spanked and do some spanking themselves.

 

Found a live stream of the Celtic-Hibs game.

 

I might tune in while I'm on the air bike.

 

MAEDA MONDAY AT PARADISE!

 

This high counter press with hatate and, especially, maeda is absolute money. We look as dangerous when we give it away in the final third as when passes complete

 

Shite second half. Get Jota on

 

Get your own players! I see you already have the Minaminos out there

 

This was no true stream of the game, but I briefly watched highlights.

Maeda can certainly finish in front of goal. Celtic might have themselves quite a player - ill be rooting for him.

 

I thought we looked really exciting in the first half then seemed to just settle for letting the second half fizzle out....given our recent injury history i guess you might ascribe that to 'game management'.