SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

That'll do it for NUFC.

 

I find myself cheering for Eddie Howe and his boys even though I don't want to see that little bitch, Antony Gordon, win anything.

He went from, "I was born a blue, I'll die a blue. This club is in my blood."
To:

"The fans cursed at me in the carpark. I'm not going to any more training until they sell me!"

Really quickly. Sniveling bitch. You committed the stupidest, most unnecessary foul on James Ward Prowse right outside the box with a minute left in a match we needed. You're lucky the fans didn't take turns kicking you in the nuts.

 

Potter is out.

Managerial vacancies at Chelsea, Spurs & Leicester.

 

I've just gotten home. Long day on the drink and at the match. We were fucking mint today. I'm finally a believer. I think we'll be in the CL next season. Just wish we'd put that in at Wembley against a very weak side.

MTF

 

Aye, he's a little cunt. There are plenty of them about.

MTF

 

Sellik-Newcastle in the champions league next year would be class

 

I might kidnap Postecoglou and lock him in a bothy in the highlands for a month or so

 

The Rangers Ltd now 3 days overdue lodging their tax accounts with company house. Nobodys quite sure what the ramifications are but some say it might mean suspension from European competition. Today they launched another £4.5m quick fire share issue. All seems pretty ominous but naturally the scottish press won't go near it so its all as clear as mud

 

Maybe Humza can clear it all up

 

Everton were playing so well too......

 

Come on short arms

 

Fuck

 

Sloppy haphazard tackle

 

On the boat back to Ireland. Commentary free TV screens everywhere showing the game. 2 fat Irish birds roaring at each other just GOT TOLT by Security in a hurry.... I'd forgotten what the boat felt like. Feels like you've 10 cans of Super Something on you.

Prices aren't TOO bad. £3 for a plate of warmish chips..£1 for a packet of crisps. £15 for a decent soup and curry. Alrightish.

Bit worried about the dogs who are confined to barracks in the motor in the bowels.

 

Crowd on the boat is heavy Everton as you'd imagine. Crew all seem Scouserish.

 

Hut the cabin on my sailing is light years ahead of the room I stayed in in Glasgow I shit thee not

 

Keane redeems himself......NUFC FTW

 

GET IN THERE, MY SON!

That's the way to battle back.

 

NUFC must seize this....

 

Man United are 5th?

 

They turned you away at Ellis Island?

 

The place you landed had moonlit as a dosshouse during lockdown so im guessing it was still pretty.....grimy. If those walls could talk theyd probably just plead for a trauma therapist

Speaking of not shitting: years ago a group of us went to a punk festival in Blackpool and the accomodation we ended up in had a printed message on the wall: '£50 fine for shitting the bed'.

 

Is that 12 EPL managers sacked now?

 

Forecast for the 4 day weekend: unbroken sunshine and galeforce hunskelping

 

The only reason I know what a dosshouse is is because of Trainspotting. And the image of someone shitting the bed in their sleep brings me back to...Trainspotting.

 

Blackpool is like El Dorado for Scottish bedshitters on benefits....must be 50,000 of them there

 

I got back onto the old family patch today.