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  1. Xplosive

    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    I'll watch it after work. Also gonna watch Leeds vs LFC after work.
     
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    Chelsea probably would have won if they still had a prime Drogba or someone like that up front. The chances were good and plentiful, but man they have absolutely zero threat in front of goal.
     
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    On paper, they have so many weapons but no one is able to finish.

    Then you have this:

    Tuchel>>>>>>>>>>>>>Potter

    Potter>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lampard

    With an owner who thinks he's Vince Lombardi.

    The club is in freefall. And at one point it looked like they were starting to gel.
     
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    Lampard 14 losses, 2 draws and 1 win in 17 games
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Charlie Zelenoff has won more than that. Bleeding Christ.
     
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    Charlie also quits while he is ahead.
     
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    Its been rumoured that Lampard was also sacked as interim manager and reappointed as interim-interim manager.....
     
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    City should beat Real, let's be honest. They should have last season but had a brainfart. Real are annoyingly good and clinical in the big moments but on paper it is City all day. Really hope one of the Milan sides takes the whole thing. Would be kind of hilarious if Milan win it and Zlatan again misses out on the one trophy he's coveted throughout his whole career because he isn't registered as a Milan CL player :Jest:
     
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    Ibrahimovic is an Inter player, Barcelona win Champions League, Ibrahimovic moves to Barcelona to win Champions League, Inter win Champions League (after knocking out Barcelona in the semi finals). Still makes me laugh.
     
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    Whats most hilarious is how he presents himself as this prescient genius who makes huge clutch calls. In fact his timing is and has been rubbish, since years.
     
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    Agreed. As much as I can't stand the guy, his talent is undeniable, but "clutch" is the last word I would ever attach to him as a player.
     
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    It would be hilarious if his contract was worded something like that where he's doing the same job but they give him a lesser title which comes with a pay cut.
     
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    Something about this Real team just winds me up and I'm not sure what it is. When they had Ronaldo, Bezema, Bale etc it was kind of expected because they were essentially built to win the Champions League, I got it and wasn't too bothered. Their current team is really not that great outside of Vinicius who is superb. Modric and Benzema are having exceptional Indian summers to their careers and with regards to Modric I respect it a lot, he's always been a wonderful player, but it seems like it's more a case of teams bottling it against them than Real succeeding through their own brilliance, if that makes sense. Like, if you put the exact same players in a different club with Ancelotti in charge, they wouldn't win shit. I dunno, I respect what they're doing, but it does nothing for me as a fan.
     
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    I've gotta say it, we are shit. Utter shit. A draw tonight against Norwich and we probably should have won, but we are one point off the relegation zone now and if we go down we deserve it completely. I'm beyond being mad about it now, we just don't look capable of winning, and if we somehow get some kind of run together to stay up at the end of the season we are just papering over the cracks. We will be right back in the mire next season.
     
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    Here's to hoping Sevilla thrashes United tomorrow.
     
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    Fwiw Kroos felt like the best guy I've ever watched live & ive watched most of em, his movement & positional intelligence was mad to watch from the Gods. Its as if he was a time traveller from 2 seconds in the future
     
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    Yeah you're on an awful awful run. I didn't want to say anything.
     
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    Lol The Rangers International just made their second multimillion quid shares issue of the month yesterday

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    That stock is more watered than a Glesga dandelion
     
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    Goodbye, United.
     
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    They've been wank, could turn into a rout by the time it gets to the final whistle.
     
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    One thing I really love about living in Shepherd's Bush, apart from the restaurants and QPR literally being 2 roads down from me, is ALL the pubs show football. None of that gastro-wank down here.
     
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    Xplosive X-MOD Bad Motherfucker

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    Playing like absolute dog shit.
     
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    Nail in the coffin.
     
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    I think Feyenoord will win Europa. They've been a really good side this yr.
     
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    I wonder how different it would have been if they'd held on to that 2-0 lead in the first leg. I think they'd still have gotten turned over, they've been absolutely torn apart here. I'm not sure what it is with Sevilla and this competition but they are an absolute beast in this tournament. In the Champions League they are utter shite.
     
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    Annnddddd JUST as I fuckin type that, Roma ties it last minute lmao
     
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    Agreed, they have looked class.
     
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