SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2022/23

QPR!

 

Yeah but they'd no money so they had to buy expensive players.

 

How would y’all feel if Man United actually get RELEGATED??

 

I'd find it funny, but far funnier would be the excuses, like "The Owners" etc.

"Brentford have good owners, they make their guys run around. Our owners don't. Our owners wanted to devalue their asset so they could sell it. 4D Chess, innit"

 

I'm not even going to lie mate, I shed a tear. How often do you see that shit? Let alone it happen to your own club, with a player you actually like and respect? Dieng is awesome. Literally the only person who will get it is Irish because Allison did it. Obviously I get it was for bigger things but still...shit man!!! That's why we watch this game!!!

 

Sorry, to be a clichéd arsehole about it, it's literally moments like this which make supporting a club like QPR so, so worth it. We don't expect to win anything, we won't even reach the playoffs this season, but our goalkeeper scoring an equaliser will make the news, in the sane way Trevor Sinclair's bicycle kick did back in '97. It makes no difference in the grand scheme of things but QPR are in the news for doing something cool and I like it.

 

Can't think of a single one of their players who gets into the Shitty or Liverpool starting eleven. The players are the issue. No doubt about it imo.

MTF

 

You know locker rooms are like... sometimes the peter gazes back

 

Somewhat different reaction in our hoose. Our lass is a mackem. She was furious.

MTF

 

I was about to say WHAT ABOUT US but you included Allison so you get a Golden STAR in your copybook.

The only thing I'd say is Allison was last minute, must-win and made the club about £30m and saved our reputation.

But they all count.

Did Schmeichel Sr score one too?

 

Listen, it's the owners. There's rabbit holes in the training ground. Some days, the wind blows through the gaps in the walls and Frazzles the boys peenies as they emerge from their cold showers. They share jerseys. Training is bare-chested Vs Jerseys. Sometimes only 5 or 6 guys show up for training because the rest are in Tesco's getting the money for bus fares for the arduous 8 hour journeys to the big rich Southern clubs like Brentford and Brighton.

When United were in Brighton Ronaldo did a strip tease at a well known gaybar to try and bring in a few quid for the team. He wept down the back of the coach on the way home. He had £122.50. He was asked "what dirty perve threw you the 50p" and he said "all of them". He said he'd never been so "played out from the back" before and he'd never held onto the ball as much as he did that weekend.

It's a jungle. The small northern clubs have no money....United's players don't even have functioning hearts never mind brains.

It's the owners..it's the owners..£85m Maguire. £70m Sancho . £45m Fernandes.

It was you Joel Glazer. It was you. You shoulda looked out for United just a little bit. They coulda had class. They coulda been contenders. They coulda been somebodies, instead of bums playing out from the back, which is what they are, let's face it.

 

United have Liverpool next. Be just like us to let them do us.....

 

Two bicycle kicks and a 30 yard top corner screamer - ole!

 

Tan Hag apparently cancels the team's day off.

I wonder if some of the players are going to call their agent and request a transfer because the manager is being a big meanie.

 

He didn't cancel their day off.

They had a day off.

On Saturday.

 

LOL @ Man Utd.

 

Jimmy! Jimmy!! Aaaaagghhh Jimmmmmmmy!!

 

No knee??

 

Love it.

 

Yeah i think that's exactly the sentiment. I wouldn't want to be part of that practice, although i would gladly watch it with some popcorn.

 

Scenes down at Stamford Ditch. Goal scored by Spurs after Havertz was fouled , clearly, but way too far back to affect the flow of play, then Rabbit Tuchel and Greaseball Conte got in each others face.

 

Tuchel sent off, should have walked earlier....if you wanted an advertisement for all that's wrong with football, on and off the field, this was it.

Jamie Carragher "I wouldn't change it one bit...."

Monkey Tyler "30 year anniversary of the Premier League"

Clowns..Arseholes.

 

July 13th





Today, August 14th




That's fucking slower, albeit I've been tired.

I'll go again this week after I've had some rest and it's cooler again .

 

A letter Brian clough wrote to a Forest fan whod suffered severe burns in the army

 

More fucking dreck

 

Two games in big signing off and titke already down the fucking pisser

 

No nunez at united next week, no mane, no fucking Salah cos hes awol and no Thiago cos hes crocked. But its ok we have Harvey Elliott and NatvPhillips woop woop SHITE

 

Some goal by Diaz...if he keeps working he could be as good as Filipe Jota one day