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Straight off the versificator. Fucking horrible.

MTF

 

I haven't heard that song in ages and I hope I don't hear it again in my lifetime.

 

I haven't heard this word ever.

 

Because it doesn't exist.

It's versificator

Which I hadn't heard of either.....

 

We're at higher risk of exposure in Scotland

 

Take your shirt off,sweat, drop your bollox at the bookies, sweet Caroline....Anfurnees gonna knock their heads in, sniff sniff, where Am I, I never , your honour, I never......aw shit I'm in Wandsworth being banged out for some Spice.

 

Its a perfectly cromulent word

 

Da fuq.....

 

It has fuck all to do with Cromwell

 

Cromulent laughs at your 4 winds .......

 

Aye, my spell check didn't like it. You not read 1984?

MTF

 

I like it. I just think the main character is a cunt, in a funny way.

I watched the special I referred to on a flight back from England. I was dying laughing on the plane. Steve Coogan plays a host of characters brilliantly.

 

Steve Coogan himself is a bit of a bellend, but Alan Partridge is genius. I haven't really enjoyed anything else he's done, so I think it might be his moment where everything clicked and he captured lightning in a bottle. He's milking it for all it's worth and to be fair to him I would have done the exact same. Also worth pointing out that unlike Gervais with David Brent post-The Office he's gotten wayyyyyyyyyyy more good material out of the character.

 

I am with Calig though, he was excellent in 24 Hour Party People. He seems to thrive playing those kind of oblivious and unaware cringe characters.

 

Actually, I correct myself again, he was great in all the Chris Morris Brasseye/Day Today stuff too, though he was kind of outshone and it was just wonderfully written material. I suppose I'm saying I just haven't enjoyed any of his other long-running character stuff, Tony Ferrino, Paul Calf etc

 

Reese What's His Name is eligible to play for four different national teams.

 

That was a brilliant show.

 

Technically they parted ways on a "mutual agreement."

You knew the end was near when a reporter asked Poch toward the end of the season if he thought he'd be back next season and he responded by asking "Who said I wanted to come back?"

 

You guys hoping for Potter know that he plays a very low scoring style, right?

Like hoping to win every match 1-0.

Would that work for the national team?

 

The Brasseye 'Paedogeddan' remains one of the most fabulous pieces of television ever produced. Years ahead of is time and utterly brilliant.

MTF

 

I don't need books. Big Brother tells me what's up.

 

Declan Rice actually played for Ireland.

 

Gareth Southgate’s inclusive, caring England team is a victory greater than any on the pitch | Mihir Bose


Fucking hell.

 

Eddie Howe trending in Twitter. Probably nothing to it. Just the usual internet buzz during the interlude that is mid-July to mid-August.

Howe has too much going for him right now.

 

There's no way i would read that shit.

Yeah sure, years from now if England won people would be talking about "inclusive and caring" the team was. Victory is secondary in a football competition.

 

Declan Rice, John McGinn & Ivan Toney - three transfers Peter Lawell cheaped out on over buttons within a year.

 

Truthfully they'd have lasted not very long anyways before they were sold again fir buttons plus %buttons%

 

It's pathetic. Southgate was a willing battering ram for various cultural diktats and dogmas and to see these .middle-class fucks parasitizing the daylights out of a sport that is predominantly supported and financed by people they hate is most aggrieving.


They tell you how African the French team is. Then when the Argentina say the French players all come from "Angola"......an apology is demanded.


But.....