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Saw this earlier thought it might please you .

 

Not quite. Both shocking at defending. Joe Gomez is clueless.

 

So what's the excuse at United? I'm not sure. Doubtless they'll have some convoluted bollox excuse based around "vulture capitalism" etc but does that stack up? Of course not. But that's what will be trotted out. And mongs will lap it up.

 

Liverpool currently the best team on the planet, Irish still yet to begrudge them a single positive word

 

Something something Benitez.

 

Nah. Remember Rogers was winning games 5-9 and 5-2 and 7-4?

Chin let them down real bad when they needed it most.

Liverpool have conceded 9 in their last 4 games Vs:-

Newcastle United
Fulham
Southampton
Spurs

That's hardly murderers row. Fulham.coujdnt even score today Vs Southampton.

Manchester United,who got raped 3-0 at home today, put 3 past Spurs on Wednesday. Spurs drew with Rangers. They blew a 2-0 lead Vs Chelsea and conceded 4.

I always- especially after 2013-2014- put the emphasis on defence.

 

Malted Milks are the greatest biscuits of all time.

 

Can't beat a chocolate hobnob, really

 

Every year, in the dead of winter, Celtic games become unwatchable slogs. I wish we took a two month break. Boxing day!? Who the fuck wants to drag themselves to games on boxing day, mercy

 

Chelsea look the best value there

 

Hate to be the Grinch but biscuits are awful foodstuffs. They're nice but they're awful.

I see now they're doing Biscoff paste.....in an actual jar.

For me? I'll literally eat any biscuits. Digestives. Chocolate digestives. Rich Tea. Fig Rolls. Shortbread. Biscoff. That french stuff with the chocolate on one side that you can SNAP. Anything out of a tin is good.

I'll do a foot-long packet of rich tea in around 4 minutes 20. I'll bate any mans time.

Hob Nobs are for farmers. But I'll eat them. Chocolate hob Nobs are for rich farmers like Jeremy Clarkson.

Jammy Dodgers if you're broke. Still eat them.

Wagon Wheels. Penguin bars. Club milk. All shadows of their former selves.

Remember that pink wafer one? About 80 in a bag.

 

It's the ignorance and the massive squad. They've no pressure on them and you look at Saka going out injured....Chelsea have so any options they can afford to have guys fail doping tests.

 

The club milk used to be a unit. Now it's like some evacuated emaciated version of itself.

 

Kimberly Mikados. Coconut Creams .

And then there is the absolute bottom of the drawer shite......

 

Hold up, wait a minute....

Six shit biscuits only grandparents think are a treat

 

Fig rolls are like "eating a slug packed in sand"
........

 

It's literally about once a year I'll buy hobnobs. Because I know I'll eat the whole pack in two days and become temporarily prediabetic

 

I see Irish finally made it up to Anfield for a match:

Yahoo is part of the Yahoo family of brands

 

I rarely have biscuits to be honest. I only have them with tea or coffee and I'm not a big tea or coffee drinker. Had some the other day though and I'd forgotten just how good Malted Milks were.

 

"Done and SEEN to be done".......no mention of the language/words used to constitute the "offence".

Call that a legal system and call that journalism if you will.

 

All going a bit fucking partridge shaped

 

@Hut*Hut rate Pierre Van Hoijdonk

 

After that win I can only conclude that we are on the verge of the outbreak of a respiratory Corona virus.

 

MAN OF THE MATCH MAN OF THE MATCH NOT "PLAYER" OF THE MATCH MAN OF THE MATCH MAN MAN MAN MOTM FUCK OFF DYKE'S GET YOUR OWN SPORT CUNTS

 

This Haaland "stay humble eh" curse is utterly hilarious. Long may it continue.

 

Life is hard.

 

I remember in 2020/2021 Alan Shearer described Liverpool as turning in the worst defence ever of a Premier League title (apart,presumably, from the effort his mob managed in 1995/1996).

Liverpool eventually finished 3rd in 2021.

City? Right now they're nowhere near 3rd.

 

Worst was literally Leicester 2017, which itself beat Chelsea's defence the season before.

 

Bless.