SEE YOU! A brand spanking new modern fitba thread 2025-2026

I think I may have posted it before but i think it would be hilarious of some publication put out an April Fool's type prank that there was newly uncovered footage hidden by the English FA which showed there were clearly no goals. Therefore FIFA is going to overturn the result any and strip England of the World Cup and award it to Germany. Easy to envision a bunch of people start rage commenting.

It would even be somewhat believable because FIFA is involved.

 

Moral of the story - don't pile across the border and kill c.20m Russians and expect to curry favour?

MTF

 

Stalin was mad because he wanted to kill all those people.

 

That's worse, surely? Imagine taking a killing opportunity away from a homicidal maniac and then expecting to get a gift decision in the fitba?

MTF

 

They were just trying to help, so it proves once again no good deed shall go unpunished.

 

I'll not be biting.....

 

Get me on that Celtic board.

 

That all depends on who's fucking cousin you are and who's dick your sucking.

 

Have you gone to Lambkin?

 

I can fuck one of the cousins. (if they're hot)

 

Then go to Anderlecht, tell them 6000 dollars, 6000 dollars and one cadilac for your €10,000,000 striker. Then you're in, you're on the Celtic board.

 

Liverpool in for Guehi..

Source: David Ornstein.

 

Grealish is class

 

Definite parallels between Celtic's current situ and Newcastle's under Ashley

Cunt billionaire chairman happy to keep the thing ticking over in a purgatory of mediocrity. Do enough not to get relegated (lose spfl) but never push to compete

He's simultaneously lost all real interest in the project but too egotistical to relinquish micromanaging control. He knows better than anybody even though he knows nothing

Stupid fans like me too loyal to stop shelling out for tickets and merch no matter how much they hate the owner

Total stalemate

Took a proper deux ex machina to break it in Newcastles case and even then not one I'd particularly wanna see replicated

We really need Desmond to die, quick

 

What happened at Liverpool was the Financial Crisis bit and fuckfaces Hicks and Gillet couldn't refinance cheaply the big loans they'd taken out.

That can't happen at Celtic cos there's no loans.

So yeah, Desmond needs to die, basically.

 

Russell Martin under pressure today

 

With some real coordination fans could buy him out but i don't know if enough cats could be herded

Latest from shitshow city:

Swansea bid for Idah. Ask what we want, match the fee - bishbadhbosh.

He goes down for a medical its all go

Brendan intervenes says he can't leave before we replace him. After medical, after everybody knows

Meanwhile the board lowball anderlecht for the replacement and fail to make a deal

So Idah is back up here and Swansea are publicly asking 'who the fuck are these clowns we're dealing with?'

 

You see, if Idah scores the fucking penalty, and Celtic go into the CL, they can sell him to Swansea for asking plus a bit extra and not gave go lowball Anderlecht and job is done .

This is kind of where I blame players/management .

Yes, board are assholes, but your job is to not give them the opportunity.

 

My prediction doesn't look too clever, fair enough.
I've always liked Everton so I'm fine with looking foolish but steady on, very early days...

 

I pity any neutral whos had to sit through the last several celtic games we're like watching molasses dry

 

What a fuckin hit.

 

You have to wonder now about Arsenal staying in the fight while they wait to get their full squad back. Their plan has to be to keep in touch whilst they regain their full complement.

No Saka, no real threat.

Great to see Liverpool get a clean sheet. Being top is a bonus.

Chelsea still unbeaten and still mugs .

Man United? They're fuck all and they're still getting the kid gloves treatment. They've turned more corners than a lad with a short leg.

City? Beaten again. Don't look a force defensively. I'll keep saying it, offense wins fans (Haaland,Marmoush) but defence wins games and titles.

Forest? Such a mixed bag. Can't imagine anyone saw that 3-0 home thumping coming. West Ham will probably stay up. Just.

Villa and Newcastle have had very mixed starts and don't really look (,yet) like the same sides that came so close to the top4 last year....that will probably change as they bed in their new signings, Paqueta had an excellent game today.

 

"I thought we showed character after what happened in midweek"- both managers, probably.

 

Wolves have lost players and not replaced them. Leeds already did Everton. Brighton had a chance and blew it. Wiser knows Everton are in a dogfight. Moyes knows it. It's a dog business at that end of affairs there's a lot of teams scrapping at every strata of the league.

What Everton have going for them is the new ground and a general feeling that everything is coming together.

Whereas Wolves or West Ham or Burnley and, as usual, Leeds are probably going to be wondering where the points will come from. Leeds could fuck up a wet dream.

Brentford too. Lot of big name departures recently and not much replacement.

 

Who is this fucking bozo on motd2? Fade cut, trainers, t-shirt, looking and sounding like Jamiroquai , telling us about his ITK transfer notes......FFS.

It's turned into Sky Sports News..

 

Even if that happened, even for real,nobody would respect it. Even the Dutch or the Russians or the Germans would still acknowledge that the English had won a world Cup.

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/GII0hr8fyZY?si=sZXxu05g06H1MGpA

 

77th day of the window and Celtic still have no starting striker or right winger. The striker we were touted to sign today seems to have just been pinched by Ajax after a week of us squabling over 200 grand & a horse.

 

What about the Irish and Scottish?