So fightbeat, how's your training going?

I don't need to do all that "eat healthy live long/exercise daily" bullsh*t. I'm rock solid. I'm one of the toughest guys around. While fags in my family are watching their diets, I'm eating Big Macs and still doing whatever sh*t I wanna do without needing to do some gayass knee kicks and turning upside down to do push ups just cause I need to make sure I live long to play ball with my kids.
Who the f*ck wants to do that sh*t day after day after day? Hell even putting that much stress on your body is probably gonna f*ck you up even worse than just doing maybe 30 minutes basic treadmill a day.
I wouldn't do any of that sh*t unless I was a pro athlete and my income depended on my performance.
I guess you probably lift your computer monitor over your head for reps at work too during coffee break? What else, do you repeatedly go up and down off the toilet seat pretending you're squatting while you're taking a shit in the bathroom stall at work? ::

 

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So tough you didn't have the guts to meet up with Slystaff and me. Yeah, you're a real tough guy alright. Nice try, loser. ::

 

Hanzy is a funny guy..

Hanzy, you make it sound like this is torture!

some of us enjoy exercise..

I like to start my day with some exercise.. I like to do chinups and pushups.. I do not look at it like you..

saying you'd only do it if you were paid too::

I am just anti-Gym to a point these days..

it's like human hamsters on wheels..

our bodys are built to move through the world and bodyweight contitioning just allows us to do this as we should.

so you are now "ROCK SOLID" ?:::atu:

 

WTF would I wanna meet up with a racist like slavestaff? Hell half the board is full of wankers. Like I wanna meet guys who I'd as soon put a bullet in at the sight of them. ::

 

All I give a f*ck about is being rich.

 

Buddy, I got some other creative exercises you can try at work to go with squatting over the toilet bowl while taking a shit for 10 reps each. Try putting the keyboard down on the ground and right over it, do a handstand and then try typing on the keyboard while you're upside down. That'll give you a mega workout!

 

are you on your way to being rich?

 

Pathetic. Why post here then? Especially in Training and Conditioning since you don't do any. :dunno:
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And once again, why whine about our training?

BTW, doing chins, handstand pushups and hanging knee kicks is nowhere near the same type of training as the NFL. It's just good old-fashioned rugged training, but NFL training is cutting edge sports training. You really don't know what you're talking about sometimes, Hanzy. ::

 

you know what's funny Buddy?

if someone is into something that I'm not.. and I don't care about.. I'm not going to go into that section of the forum and complain ::

 

Which shows what an utter failure you are. You make as much money as a fulltime student working summers at McDonald's.::

 

I only like a few guys on here like you, LOK, steve dave, Tyler, dsimon, noble, and a few others. As for training, I do what I can. I do the rowing machine at least 3 times a week and the treadmill. I also do some weightlifting but the thing is, I don't go out of my way to do it. I'll still eat McDonalds, KFC and everything else that makes me feel good.
I consider my life as being short so I'm going to make the most of it.

 

come on Buddy.. I think Hanzy said he made like 10 bucks an hour!!

 

That's probably how you got so fit, no doubt! So do you actually do any training, or do you just do what you're doing now, yapping doglike at your betters? :kidcool:

 

No argument there. I actually am a failure. When people talk about money matters or buying expensive things amongst their fellow employees or friends, I tend to walk out of the room.
I'm going to change this though.

 

Two words: Attention whore. Hanzy is like one of those 400lb fat guys at the gym watching me do chinups and then saying, "Why do you do that to yourself?" ::

 

:: My wife makes much more than me.

 

Not rich but a little bit more money than what I'm making now.

 

It's a good point, LOK. Hanzy ain't no regular burger flipper. He's like one of those guys who juggle the burgers except for one problem. When all the burgers come down out of the air, they all have a bite out of them.

 

I would stop teasing you if I felt bad for you, but I am 100% convinced you're lying and just fucking with us for fun!

 

Nonsense. I like to see my fellow FightBeaters doing what makes them feel good. Who am I to stop you?

 

I'm genuine. Ok I make more money than a Mcdonalds student but not much.

 

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Don't you mean your wives? ::

 

Well cutting out the sillyness, I've only 1 wife. I like to say wives since my wife's friends live with us. That's almost the same. They're like my wives considering how close we are.

 

you know.. I used to know guys in the gym that were huge muscle heads and they'd make fun of this one guy behind his back who was a vollyeball player.. this guy was a BEAST as far as how strong he was for his size.. chins, pullups, things like that.. he was amazing..they'd talk trash but in reality they probably would be lucky to get 2 chins

 

have you consummated those faux nuptials?

 

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i didnt know you played volleyball

 

I didn't know you were married....did you quit like you said you was?

 

No. The f*ckin' whore convinced me not to because who else is gonna pay the bills? ::
We rent out a basement and my wife's friends have this nail polish business thing going.