Son of God trailer

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  1. Panchyprsss

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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/WpsPPGAa0ME" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
     
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    Gayest fiction story ever written......and it seems the movie is going to make us wait hours..and hours for the best part...
     
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    This is the only film no one will be upset if you give away spoilers.:lol:
     
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    Fuck man, Jesus wasn't a blonde caucasian faggot with blue eyes.
     
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    The guy in the video didnt have blue eyes, that being said. Who cares what Jesus looked like?
     
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    It's important when you're trying to portray a historical character.
     
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    The two best Jesus movies are Jesus of Nazareth, and Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. The Nativity Story was good too, although that just chronicles the events leading up to his birth.

    Useless trivia, in Jesus of Nazareth, Jesus never blinks.


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    No it's not. Especially when it comes to Christ. Looks have absolutely nothing to do with anything regarding his message.
     
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    Jesus Caviezel shits all over this guy...............right on his chest..........Jesus style!
     
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    Having him as a white blonde faggot with blue eyes perpetrates the superiority of the white blonde faggot race over the rest of the earthlings.
     
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    This is what Jesus looked like

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    Well, again, the guy in the movie doesnt have blue eyes. Also, you have no clue what Jesus looks like. NONE.
     
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    Jesus looks like a slacker hippie dickhead at the beginning of that trailer.

    "You think YOU'RE gonna catch fish asshole! Watch me catch fish as I lounge back in your boat drinking a Smirnoff Ice and jacking off to erotic Egyptian art scrolls."

    JESUS!! :will::will:
     
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    <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/056/899/jesus_20dick_203-500x375.jpg">
     
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    :laughing:
     
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    Jesus seemed to have been great at doing laundry. Those clothes all white and clean while touring the middle east.
     
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    Ok, I'm outta this thread. I don't want Anthony to end up hating me. Peace brother Anthony.
     
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    Jesus was not only a carpenter, but also a dry cleaning specialist. :bears:
     
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    he could also braid the shit out of some hair.
     
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    TFK WBC Silver Diamond Emeritus Champ

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    He was pretty tight with the 3 Kings from the Orient. They taught him their ancient chinese secret to obtaining the whitest whites.

    Spoiler alert.....it was Calgon.


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    Funny, I would have guessed "slave labor" would have been the correct answer.
     
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    Take me away
     
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    He could do miracles, why not have one of his disciples (Mary Magdalene?) be in charge of his laundry? Knowing he was the Son of God she would have put extra super duper effort to have his tunic in spotless mint condition. Now, about his teeth...
     
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    He didn't even had to cook, or eat. Just think about a bacon burger and bam! it's right there in his stomach.
     
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    It wasn't like that. He was usually invited to eat at someone's place or the apostles would go fishing. After his resurrection he was spotted at the beach cooking some fish for his disciples.
     
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    Panchy explain this to me. This is the same Jesus from the Bible series. are they just putting his portion together to make a movie?
     
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