Stinker CULO

of course. Omelettes and scrambled and over easy.

 

I have 6 scrambled eggs for breakfast practically every morning.

 

you're going to grow a chicken in your tummy!!!!

 

I usually go over easy.

 

I like eggs, I like to have them scrambled but not overdone
Or over easy on top of toast..mmmm

 

Over easy on toast is the joint.

 

I like to shove them up my CULO and then go "UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and shit them out and then incubate them under my testicle sack

 

Brother clogg...are you ok??

 

Some of my best friends are eggs, LOK.

 

Cool story, bro.

 

Here come the waterworks.

 

I sometimes like to make omelette

 

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You follow me around the forum like a sulky teenage girl, hanging on my every post and begging for my attention. Then you bring up the term "equal"? Now there's irony. ::

At least once every few weeks, you sound like a jilted ex-girlfriend, saying something melodramatic like, "I'll never let Rydell enjoy the forum." "If we were in the same room, you wouldn't get any attention." It's the saddest 'look-at-me' crap posted on the site, and everyone else on the forum is bored by it except for cdogg because he's incurably bitter and neurotic.

So a balding, closet case, bottom-rung CBC employee wants to say we're not equals? I can't agree more. You and the bitter, drug addicted, wannabe-Irishman headcase are definitely not my equals. You're losers who've been obsessed with me for ages.::

 

Yep, the tears are coming. You don't deserve to be treated this way, do you?

 

It took you 18 minutes to figure out that sentence? With your lightning-quick and decisive intellect, I can't figure out how you managed to freeze and look useless on that Calgary tv show.

 

Good smacktalking! It works better if the barbs are true though.

What were you up to in your late 20s? I'm significantly more accomplished than you in about half the time.

Are you going to google me again?

 

Wow, the bloated balding manchild is trying to compete with me and wants to compare resumés---what a sad plea for attention and validation! LOL. I think it's great that you read into a microphone, lumpy.

It's too bad you don't do it in front of a videocamera anymore in Shitsticks, Newfoundland, but they probably don't want to make their target audience laugh, then cringe, and then change the channel. Truly that is a significant accomplishment that nobody could ever hope to surpass. <label for="rb_iconid_15"></label>::

 

How can I invite both Buddy and steve to my wedding? I don't want chaos in the party hall...

 

You aren't making any sense. You still think NL is a better market than Calgary, don't you?

 

"It helps if the barbs are true"

exactly

 

You coming to my wedding in India, cdogg?

 

If you ever get a job in Montreal let me know Steve and I'll come and be your live in maid. (No Homo (unless it's a stipulation to the deal)).

 

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Why would there be chaos? He already challenged me to a fight once on the forum, shat pants, and sounded the retreat. Nothing to worry about, Hanzy. ::

 

Man, I can't be going all the way to India!

Besides, what would I eat? Everything is spicy as fuck

Can't you just get married in New York or something?

 

I was seriously thinking of going to India late next year!

 

Deal. I'd love to live in Montreal but I'm not sure if it'd work out. I'd have to sharpen up my French... and I don't know if I want to work in a market where English is secondary. I have a way bigger audience/influence where I am now.

I'll probably move to Toronto eventually and visit Montreal on weekends.

 

Never claimed it was, pumpkin. You raise an interesting point though---you seem to think that staying up all night so that you can read news into a radio microphone at 4:00am is much more prestigious than you being on television in relative primetime, don't you?

 

For real? That's a good idea. Gives you perspective on other cultures and stuff. Can never really learn anything from books and videos or the confines of a classroom. It's best to travel and discover for yourself.