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Who do you think will prove to be the best signing this summer?

  1. Depay

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  3. Firmino

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    Real and Bayern both unsurpringly destroying their opponents.

    In Crapital One Cup action Liverpool is up 1-0 against Middlesbruh while Arsenal and Everton are trailing by a goal at half time.
     
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    I thought it was going to rain so I brought my washing in but it didn't rain so I put my washing back out and then it rained on my washing.
     
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    "and then, out of nowhere, it went neeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyauuuummmmmmm, straight into World Trade Center"
     
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    He was fucking brilliant against Chelsea on Sunday, though.
     
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    Boro have equalized.

    I think this is more important than just being the "Crapital One Cup"....apart from being silverware and a day out at Wembley, it guarantees European Football which itself can guarantee Champions League football.

    It is also an important outlet for managers who are trying out new systems and formations.
     
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    Yeah, he's a solid footballer... I just think this account is brilliant:lol:
     
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    Oh oh, Middlesbruh have tied it.
     
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    Maybe it's just me who thinks this, but Milner has seriously improved in the last couple of years and is actually now a half-decent footballer. I always thought he was shite before.
     
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    Falkirk 1-3 Rangers... through tae the last eight.

    Prood tae be partae the 55 percenters.
     
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    Warnock is funny looking :lol:. He's an extremely underrated manager though and will always have the respect of the QPR faithful for what he did here.
     
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    What was that?? Great Janitor, was he????

    "Get off that, I have just washed that"

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    So much for the League Cup. Lately it's teams that we took out of the FA Cup, coming back to take us out of this one. We knocked out Fulham in the FA. They knocked us out of the League Cup. I was there when we knocked Swansea out of the FA last season. They kicked the shit out of us today.

    Everton made the semifinals of the '07/'08. Since then, the third round has been the end of the road for us in five of the seven years.
     
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    This is the best penalty shoot out ever :lol:
     
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    Liverpool scored 16 times tonight. Who says this team lack goals................
     
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    In any event, if what I have witnessed so far with the defence continues unabated, Rodgers may find himself sacked before the end of the season. For one of two reasons: 1. Failing to address a problem, any problem, for such a long period of time when it persists for so long, is a reason for being fired. 2. If it keeps up in any event, the results will be so poor that he will have to leave in any case.

    Kolo Toure is a fat, lazy, greedy cunt. He is the diet-pill-taking leftovers of an unsuccessful ARSENAL project, never mind a Man City one. He should NOT be at the Club. What he did tonight was a disgrace. I can forgive Sterling. He is young. But Toure has bags of experience and has just put the team through an extra 40 minutes on the field thanks to his pigheaded stupidity.

    Fuck Kolo Toure.

    Sakho, should be in porn movies. He is big, black and just dumb enough. He'd probably cum in her ear though.

    Rodgers should be summoned tomorrow by the owners and asked why he has not addressed the issue. It was the EXACT same last year where the team blew a 2-0 lead and wound up playing extra time against Notts fucking County.

    He has not addressed these issues. Maybe he should be addressed accordingly.
     
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    A couple of weeks ago I was trying to take the piss out of Neil Warnock aka The SLOB and his absurd manner of dress. I even posted a pic of him watching porn. Nobody joined in.

    You bastards! :FU!:
     
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    Rodgers is the Anti-Warnock, in terms of his looks. Every now and then the camera catches him and he's Brando-esque.

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    Tiny arms and massive head. Poor Neil. Not our Neil, that's tiny arms and tiny head.
     
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    Timing is everything in this bidness.

    A thousand years ago, the Austrians had a big story to sell about an Apple and the Swiss were all about Watches.

    Who got the cars, whose shit is paid for??? Thats right, Steve Jobs.
     
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    The bad news for West Brom fans is that record signing Brown Ideye injured himself scoring the goal and is coming off.
    The worse news is that he makes way for Georgios Samaras.

    The above was printed by the BBC.

    Discuss.

     
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    I agree. I think they must have kids in doing the fucking commentary tonight. I saw Samaras against Germany in Euro 2012 and he was fucking good, and he scored goals at City and Celtic too.

    He's more proven than some fucking newby for sure.
     
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    Dude musta scored 7 or 8 goals in the CL over the last couple of years and been one of the best players on the field as many times. He's a big flouncing jessie but if a manager strokes him just right and gives him confidence he's a decent player. He'll probably be especially useful to a team like west brom who won't generally dominate position.
     
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    It wiz a wee bit ignorant but it wiz a wee joke, but. Another laddie who gets unfair stick is Broon, who has reinvigorated Celtic since his return from injury.

    Watched Osman Soow sky a pen, Stuart Pearce style, which wouldae brought Hearts level at one apiece. Celtic crushing them three nil noo. Celtic will join Aberdeen, Hibernian, Partick Thistle, Rangers and St Johnstone in tonight's quarter-final draw... which wee will the dice roll?
     
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    [h=3]GOAL[/h]Manchester City 4-0 Sheffield Weds - Yaya Touer (Pen)

    The above from the same BBC......:lol:
     
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