The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

The greatest player I've seen live. Some of the goals he scored were actually ridiculous - if that cheating mush Ronaldo had scored some of them you'd never hear the last of 'how he was a genius' etc

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IS ANYONE ELSE WATCHING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE? ITS ABSOLUTELY ABYSMAL, FFS.

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Obertan might be the single worst footballer I've ever seen in an NUFC shirt. Considering the competition, that is saying a LOT. I'm not exaggerating when I say honestly that I really, truly believe that I am a better footballer than him. He's an abortion.

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I find it somewhat troubling that "distance traveled" is now a stat that people are really interested in... As if it is indicative of some sort of quality...

During the recent World Cup, commentators pointed out that Michael Bradley "led the team" in distance traveled... What the fuck is that supposed to indicate exactly? That Michael Bradley was good at football during the World Cup? He fucking wasn't... He was to America what Efe Ambrose is to Celtic... I'm pretty certain Scott Brown runs all over the fucking place for Celtic, but what the fuck does that matter if he's running hopelessly after a guy in the opposite kit he just passed the ball to??

This statistic is shown on every match I ever see and I always want to shoot the screen... It's useless... Only meaningful if you are the club physician

 

Beardsley should have worked on his tan and his hair, thenhno:

 

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Slice, would you say the flavor of those QPR candy bars you eat really bowles you over?

 

Some cunt will sign Mo Farah next, claiming "he's got a great engine".

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No hair and tan would deflect attention away from Beardo's many, many chins.

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Someone needs to just sack this cunt. He's a fucking useless bastard.

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a tough face to shave

 

ESPN's headline right now is "Time Running Out For Pardew".

Does NUFC have a pile of top guys lining up for the job?

 

"great engine"... exactly... you'll hear that at least once on every football broadcast

 

With that owner?

 

Sissoko, a man who has scored about three goals in ten years, is the 'go-to' man for a power shot forty yards out from a dangerous free-kick. Charged down before the big fucking lump of shit gets to the lay-off.

What the fuck are these cunts being coached? In the week since the last game, what the FUCK is Pardew coaching these dickheads? Is that the big plan - 'knock the ball sidewards and give it to the big lad to have a dig from near halfway'? Jesus fucking wept.

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No cunt with any pride or credibility would work in this shit. No cunt.

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So Guardiola and Mourinho aren't going to be fighting over the spot?

 

David Ginola smoked tabs in the dressing room at halftime. He had a 'terrible engine'. Jack Colback, who has just smashed the crossbar from a yard out, has a 'great engine'.

'Great engines' are important in cars, not bastard footballers.

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It's really, genuinely sad. Top managers once DID line up to work at NUFC. Not that long ago either - Keegan, Robson, Ruud (who turned out to be shit but was a 'big name'), Dogleash (who was a brilliant manager everywhere before he came to NUFC) etc. Players of the calibre of Shearer,. Sir Les, Ginola, Speed, Solano, Beardsley recently graced SJP.

Now we are stuck with this fucking creep and his cronies, serving up this absolute dross. Robson must be spinning in his grave, the poor cunt.

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When NUFC fans are joining the home fans to sign 'Your getting sacked in the morning' at the NUFC manager, the jig really is up.

Fuck off Pardew, you cunt.

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Phil Neville on the BBC live feed- "It's been a wonderful game with both teams going hell for leather".

This kind of piffle is an absolute insult to our intelligence. There are about ten million adjectives I'd use to describe this dross before 'wonderful'. It's been an absolutely terrible game between two terrible sides.

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Appalling.

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I hope whatever high profile guys left feign interest in the job. Go through whatever sort of process they have to and delay things as long as possible pretending to be weighing out the options and then turn it down.

 

:bears: :bears:

Absolute genius. That was some team we had back then, we really should have won the league.

 

I would have LOVED to have been at Loftus Road back then to see that team play. The atmosphere looked sensational.

And oh, doesn't Joey Barton look quite a bit like a young Bowles?! Only realised this.

 

Bowles and before him, Marsh... Two chaps who marched to their own drummer

 

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Mibbees we could sweeten the deal ba asking Irish tae reserve us a few seats on the tube there, like?

 

I had a nightmare last night about being on the tube and there was someone caught underneath the tube. I woke up sweating.

 

I had a nightmare that I was interviewing Paul McStay after a testimonial match and after he thanked the fans he said he was returning to live in Pakistan to look after the business he was running providing water hygiene servicing for factories. Then the dream cut to him working in a portacabin in a suit surrounded by clipfolders & metal filing cabinets. :dunno: I woke up dry and confused.

 

Falling on the tracks on the glasgow underground at partick was one of my two recurring nightmares when i was a young kid. That and watership down. My uncle mike would usually save me from the train. Nothing could save me from General woundwort.