The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

You'll all be relieved to know that i finally found a 5 panel hat to my liking. Norse projects, plain grey just some subtle stitching. No gimmickry. It was 50 quid and it means i'm eating tuna and rice until payday tuesday but, with this hat, I really feel like all the pieces of my life will come together now.
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What is a 5 panel hat?

 

It has 5 panels

http://www.norsestore.com/commodity/17861-norse-projects-packable-5-panel

 

You could have spent that 50 quid on a hooker instead but I guess we all have our own tastes.

 

I would have blown it tonight but i think i made the right choice. Im so fucked for money this month, its miserable. My brother owes me hundreds of quid and i got switched from weekly to monthly pay on my second job. Im taking packed lunches to work and forgoing my daily guardian and all sorts! TOUGH

 

WAR POLAND!!

 

:FU!:

 

Not a good score for Scotland (Brought to you by IRN BRU....IRN BRU gets you through)

 

I think Ireland could do well in this group. We have already beaten England Distended Anus 7-0 today.

 

200,000 people marched in Dublin today.

 

Ugh. Germany's finishing has been atrocious. A 12 year old goalkeeper could have stopped the weak balls shot at Szczesny.

 

I've commented on this before but Scotland vs Ireland at Celtic park has the potential to be pretty surreal. Tricolours in the away end at CP aside the area between the city centre and Celtic park (apart from Bridgeton) is Timsville, UK so the fans of both teams are probably gonna be walking past groups of Scottish people smoking outside pubs in Ireland & Celtic shirts. Probably singing Amhran na bhFiann.

 

Ditto, you just know some of the glorious 55'rs are going to be hanging about trying to start something. I think Ireland could win in Scotland.

 

2-0 to the mongoloid peoples of Poland.

 

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Look at this PseudoDeutscher...any wonder they lost.

 

It's incredibly obvious isn't it? Foreign substances introduced into those precious German bodily fluids. Without the knowledge of the individual.

 

EBOLA coming to the UK this week...........Govt admitted it today, basically. Multi Kultopia!

 

Today was a good day. Went to Forest Green Rovers to support the mighty Gateshead FC at a tiny ground in a place I'd never heard of in my life :: Beers were consumed and songs were sung and a valuable 1-1 draw secured. Proper fitbaw.

MTF

 

Probably the most important thing. You must be on a real high right now. Well done!

 

A fabby Scotland one nil win against Georgia wiz just whit oor Head o' State ordered. As fer bonny Gibraltar, the only wee theydae won is if the game wiz played in a petrol station wi' a few, well-placed snipers looking on, like.

 

In a few years time, Tower Hamlets Bangalores will have their own team. Think aboot it.

 

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Irish Ye zoomer!

Have Ye been reading some o' the excerpts from Keane's boouk? He is an angry laddie.

 

I was so drunk last night. Couldn't walk in a straight line to the last pub we went to ::

 

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Were Ye at least capable o' deciding between a kebab or a visit tae 'Chicken Cottage'?

 

:bears:

There's nothing like the sight o' lassies bare bum cheeks moving up and doon as she runs... brings oot the 'Jimmy Saville' richter scale o' rapiness in me, like.

The most famous streaker in GREAT BRITAIN wiz Eric Roe way back on the second o' January, 1982. Here's one o' the more dignified snaps but there are plenty more o' her gigantic jars unleashed, if Ye find the time...

 

I have absolutely no idea what I had to eat. I can't even remember going to wherever it was we got food from ::

 

Yes, of course, these days, honest people are "Angry" or they "Just don't get it".

Keane is a legend. England needs men like him. In fact, there is a law that says, every year, England must import 1001 Irish men to keep the English language alive and to set a good example for the English yoof.

Look how well our Jimmy turned out, after all.

 

Oh dear.