The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

I remember reading somewhere that one of the Chuckle Brothers crashed his moped out in Spain or something and a load of British tourists gathered round his prone body lying in the middle of the road and started saying "oh dear", "oh dear oh dear"...and so on ::

 

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I've probably mentioned this time after time but I don't like it when players try to influence the ref to get an opponent sent off, then clapping if the red card is shown. Despicable IMO.

 

Now that Richard Dunne has TEN premier league own goals, do you think his aim is to get 20? :: Just amazing that stat...not!

 

Fat Sham 1-0 CITEH

 

L really seems dreadful this year.

 

West Ham found a real gem from Senegal.

A youthful one at that.

Shame they won't be able to retain Song, they may have had something to build with.

 

Sakho is a great signing. He always seems to be in the right place at the right time. A big, strong lad too.

 

So'ton winning again.

 

Suarez is starting for Barca.

 

3 minutes in Suarez to Neymar

1-0 Barcelona

 

Barca have been on the backfoot every since scoring. Messi even picks up a yellow. Benzema has come extremely close to equalizing twice.

 

This game could easily be 3-2 already.

 

Ronaldo dive. What a shocker. :shit #2:

At least the ref didn't give the penalty. Should have been a yellow.

 

:bravo:

 

Ronaldo scores already. Wow

 

£4.40 for 2/3 a pint? Too raging to cheers.

 

It was a pk

 

Messi spent the last 15 minutes of the half walking and standing idly.

:shit #2:

 

Swansea and Real scored at the exact same moment.

 

Real-Barca is a really good game.

 

great goal by Real

 

Ronaldo making Messi his wife again.

 

Ronaldo up two with 10 minutes to go still sprinting off the ball, trying to get goals.

Messi walking around. Hasn't broken into a sprint all game.

 

Ronaldo wasn't even that good
Homes and Marcelo were Real's best players.

 

:bears:

Soothampton - they may be Saints but they dinnae let the Pope destroy they hope.

 

Better than Messi

 

Real Madrid deserved the win. I'm really not liking the new look to this Barca side. Yeah they may win La Liga but there's not enough balance on this new team. Xavi and Iniesta are past their primes, and Messi is starting to show the signs of decline... Crazy that he's still so young, though. But he loses the ball a lot more while dribbling and his finishing is starting to decline as well. He's still a great passer there and is the most creative player on the team, leading the league in assists too. But from here on out, Messi will no longer be the Messi of 08-12...

It's a new era in Barca and there is some promise, but some of the players have either got to go, or need to take a back seat. There is a desperate need for new blood.

 

Slice n' Dice - is that Ye? (j/k)

Ronaldo is setting some amazing goal scoring records, we'll miss the oily bufty when he's gone. He wiz absolute shite when he first played fer Man U but hoo quickly the tide turned.

 

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And yep he is, whilst his (lack of) international achievements stop him joining the likes of Maradona and Pele there's absolutely no question he is one of the greatest players of all time. Phenomenal footballer.