The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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Who do you think will prove to be the best signing this summer?

  1. Depay

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  3. Firmino

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  4. Payet

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  5. Schneiderlin

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  1. cdogg187

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    "Zambamalandia":l2:
     
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    Significant footballing power is Zambamalandia. They must be - practically every English Premier League club has a midfielder or three from there.

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    Physical fitness and the ability to run a lot = beautiful football
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Taarabt is just as talented, only fatter and lazier
     
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    :lol: No he fucking isn't.

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    Eder's goal = Taraaabt's entire career
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    You know he's a badass when he's in shape and motivated
     
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    still, I've never seen him charge forward in a huge game with the score level and only minutes left to play and casually flick the ball off the ground and volley it a zillion miles an hour with a ridiculous 12-6 curve right by an elite but completely frozen keeper
     
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    To put Taarabt in the same sentence as Peter Beardsley, unless that sentence is 'Adel Taarabt is nowhere near as good as Peter Beardsley', is insanity.

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    Taarabt ever score a goal like this at Wembley?

    <iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/WhnlyTmDB6I" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

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    Does that share a border with bongobongoland?:scared2:
     
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    Yes.

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    Both are just poor men's Paddy McCourts.
     
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    Who is a homeless man's Hans Dieter Von Gaschluftenfleebel.
     
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    Greatest ever fitbawler from Derry named Pat
     
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    The Timmy Johan Cruyff! Elegant, snake hipped, poised, raffish......(drunk, shiftless)
     
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    Lets watch this again :)

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    (out of shape, self-indulgent, undisciplined)
     
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    In terms of raw footballing ability? He absolutely belongs in the same sentence
     
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    No, he didn't, because he's Moroccan
     
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    The ITV news just called Greater Manchester a 'city'. Interesting.
     
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    Slice thinking there is a bye-law which prevents Moroccan fat cunts from scoring goals at Wembley, there.

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    The mistake you've made there is watching ITV News.

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    Wasn't deliberate to be fair. In fact, I actually have no idea how it happened.
     
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    No he doesn't, ya bam. Tarrabt is a Ben Arfa level of player - in fact the two of them are remarkably similar in terms of talent, actual achievements and attitudes.

    Beardsley is a multiple-honour winning, two-hundred-odd goals scoring, Hall-of-Fame footballer. Tarrabt is a talented fat cunt with an ego and attitude completely disproportionate to his achievements.

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    That kind of mitigates it. ITV News is absolutely appalling.

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    The other councils in Greater Manchester are smart for agreeing to the name, i think in my mind. It makes the whole region more marketable than if they'd called it 'Southern Lancashire' or some shit.
     
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    Decent Shellick team, that.

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    It was OK. Quite a few pishers and Larsson wasn't Larsson quite yet. But it stopped the ten so it'll be remembered forever. Lambert was a fantastic player.

    Oh God the atmosphere in those days. It could make me cry thinking about it. I ended up tumbling about ten rows forward when that goal went in. Grizzly, tattooed men were hugging strangers and crying.
     
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    Even a semi-baked Larsson is better than anything I've seen for Shellick the last few years (I haven't watched much outside European games, tbf). And aye, Lambert was a hell of a player. He was immense for BvB in the 1997 CL final. Kept Zidane quiet all game. Remarkable how poor a manager he seems to be - his Villa side is absolutely fucking rank.

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