The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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Hoot,

Ah wiz reading some o' the reaction tae the game and another Celtic fan embellished on yer 'wipe doon wi dettol' jibe, check it oot:

'The thought of some bare, hairy arsed, kilted, muted Scotland fan, who probably voted no, sitting on my seat is disturbing. I will need to take my dettol wipes for the Dundee game.'

 

Yougov profiles of the preferences of the Celtic & Rangers fans from its database:

Celtic FC:

Politics: far left (its represented by a wee dial that's about 85% over to the left)
Most common professions: Civil service, Construction, Community and social care
Hobbies and interests: Playing a musical instrument, attending regular religious services, video games
Niche Interests: Glasgow, Scottish Football, Ireland
General interests: Religion and Spirituality, Politics, Mobile phone aps
Quotes they most strongly agree with: 'Basically Marx was right', 'There's too little difference between the three parties', 'The world is controlled by an elite'
Most describe themselves as: Big Hearted, Compassionate
But on occassion: Grumpy, Fussy, Abrupt
Favourite Music Artists: Paulo Nutini, Calvin Harris, The Dubliners
Top Facebook pages: Celtic FC, Yes Scotland

Rangers FC:

Politics: Far right (wee dial about 75% over to the right)
Most common professions: Police Service, Military and Defense, Hospitality and Tourism
Hobbies and interests: DIY, Doing work around the House, Computer Games
Niche Interests: Glasgow, Scottish Football, Edinburgh
General interests: Video Games, Television, Movies
Quotes they most strongly agree with: ''I rely on TV to keep me informed', 'I prefer local talk radio', 'I sometimes splash out on products I dont need', 'I've learned to accept that healthy eating and exercise just aren't for me'. :atu:
Most describe themselves as: Good Company, Chivalrous
But on occassion: Depressed, Headstrong, Abrupt
Favourite Music Artists: AC/DC (WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOU'S! ::), Marc Bolan, Lloyd Cole
Top Facebook pages: Rangers FC, Poppy Scotland, Scotland National team

Another weird one: Rangers' fans favourite celebrity? John Wayne :scratcher: I have to admit i wouldn't have guessed that but it fits. Anyway, this further enhances the legacy of:-

THE CELTIC FOOTBALL CLUB

 

Hut doesn't know it's a long way to the top if you want to Rock n' Roll.

 

most protestant music ever.

 

I don't know if it is the most protestant music ever, but it is high up there in the ranks of silliest goddamned shit ever recorded

 

It sucks that there were a million games yesterday and absolutely nothing today. I don't know why they couldn't have had matches on both tuesday and wednesday.

 

There must be something else you can watch tonight instead?

 

I'm open to suggestions.

 

:: Aye, it's a thought.

 

I've been watching quite a lot of crime and air-crash investigation documentaries recently. I love space/universe documentaries too.

 

I've been reading a bit more over the last couple of months too. Thriller type of books. Currently reading Horns by Joe Hill (a great Luke Kelly song also). Horns is now a film with Daniel Radcliffe starring in it.

 

What the shit, I just heard Kate Bush talk for the first time - she isn't posh!?

 

I'm at work. Not really enough time to get into stuff like that.

 

How about you read up on the Ripper and solve the case. Stop being lazy.

 

I've solved the case already but have been legally told not to share any info with anyone.

 

:will:

 

I think saucy Jack was a Glasgow Rangers fan.

 

Well as Billeh pointed oot Celtic was formed the year before the Ripper went on his tear. Could have been what set him off. ::

 

No, I think it was because of the first ever old firm match in 1888 which Rangers lost 5-2. That's what set saucy Jack off imo ::

 

I think you're onto something. Now you just need to write a book claiming to have solved it. :l3:

 

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Jimmeh, Vhisky and Hoot Hoot have me rolling here. Ah've read every word (inc. Yougov profiles!) and Ah'm loving it (apart from AC/DC mocking, like).

 

Robbie Brady's free kick was fabulous.

 

ACDC are alright. Have never been big into them though.

 

Deep Purple > ACDC

 

:up:

Put 'em up, put 'em up! Deep Pure Purple Bellends more like, erm, like (just kilting)

As Ah'm here, Ah had a wee laugh at the name o' the Head o' Barclay's UK Operations - Paul McWeeney. Noo, since Hoot has pledged allegiance tae Eire we need a new Scot so Ah nominate Arturo Gatti tae henceforth be kennt Ba me as: Arturo McWeeney.

No offence.

 

McWeeney ::

WEE you, Billeh!

 

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I think I just shat out the Loch Ness monster