The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

I don't know whiskey - what do you get if you cross an Italian and an octopus?

 

Nothing. Two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

 

I got my Chrimbo jumper. It's well snug.

 

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I was gonna pick at an old wound and say a JUVENTUS defender :will::crying:

 

artie:

 

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Oi Hut, how do two iguanas make love?

 

I don't know whiskey, how do two iguana's make love?

 

Well Hut it's highly improbable that iguanas feel higher emotions such as love. They pretty much mate only for reproductive purposes.

 

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Who think SUPER CHARLIE AUSTIN will bag another goal tomorrow versus the Baggies?

 

good chance of it, I'd say

 

Best English striker in the Prem at the moment :bears:

Rank Player Name Team Goals
1 Sergio Agüero Manchester City 14
2 Diego Costa Chelsea 12
3 Alexis Sánchez Arsenal 9
4 Charlie Austin Queens Park Rangers 8
4 Wilfried Bony Swansea City 8
5 Saido Berahino West Bromwich Albion 7
5 Papiss Demba Cissé Newcastle United 7
5 Graziano Pellè Southampton 7
5 Diafra Sakho West Ham United 7
5 Robin van Persie Manchester United 7
6 Nacer Chadli Tottenham Hotspur 6
6 Christian Eriksen Tottenham Hotspur 6
6 Eden Hazard Chelsea 6
6 Romelu Lukaku Everton 6
6 Wayne Rooney Manchester United 6
6 Leonardo Ulloa Leicester City 6
7 Mile Jedinak Crystal Palace 5
7 Juan Mata Manchester United 5
8 Peter Crouch Stoke City 4
8 Mohamed Diamé Hull City 4
8 Steven Fletcher Sunderland 4
8 Olivier Giroud Arsenal 4
8 Danny Ings Burnley 4
8 Nikica Jelavic Hull City 4
8 Stevan Jovetic Manchester City 4

 

You better hope his form dips. If he keeps this up he'll be sold to City, Manure or Chelshit to sit on the bench.

 

He'll stay with us for the season, obviously I'd like him to stick around but I wouldn't begrudge him a move to a bigger club if he keeps us up (to be honest it will be pretty much down to him if we do stay up this season). As long as it's not Chelsea of course.

 

yup

 

http://www.broadsheet.ie/2014/11/05...rnal&utm_medium=web&utm_content=popular_posts

 

Does MA do a death penalty....................

 

I think not, sir. If Austin's form dips then we'll definitely get relegated.

 

All the best and good fortune wi' the new role.

 

Ah'd put a poond or two on him tae score taedee.

(Bad luck wi' the chicken cottage experience - d'Ye think it might put Jimmy off, alsae?)

 

I am in the Safeguarding Team...safeguarding poor witless bams like ye!

 

I'd love Austin to come off the bench for Chelsea instead of old as dirt Drogba.

 

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Welcome back good fellow

 

I don't know about Jimbles but I've done a complete u-turn on the place. Rank.

Yeah I reckon he'll bag one, as long as he stays ahead of Welbeck and I win my money I'm good :bears:

 

0-2 down at home to West Brom...

...and then SUPER CHARLIE AUSTIN pops up with a hat trick!!!!!! 11 so far this season, COME ON YOU RRRRRR's!!!! :bears: :bears:

 

Seriously, if the guy doesn't get an England cap after this it'll be a bladdy disgrace I tell thee

 

Well Everton have three things to concentrate on now:

Not getting relegated

The Europa League

The FA Cup (but we have West ham in the 3rd round and they're playing very well. Though we did beat them at Goodison earlier in the season.)