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Who do you think will prove to be the best signing this summer?

  1. Depay

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  2. Schweinteiger

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  3. Firmino

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  4. Payet

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  5. Schneiderlin

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  6. Other (please state)

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  1. Hut*Hut

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    He doesn't play for one of the big 5 teams, meng.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    He's shitting all over every other English striker right now, all of whom are in better teams. The stats are too good to ignore, surely.
     
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    I'm definitely aSLICEd that he should get a call up
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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  5. Slice N Dice

    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    Premier League Top Scorers:

    1. Sergio Aguero (Manchester City) 14 goals - cost £25m

    2. Diego Costa (Chelsea) 12 goals - cost £32m

    3. Charlie Austin (Queens Park Rangers) 11 goals - cost £4m

    4. Alexis Sánchez (Arsenal) 9 goals - cost £32m

    :bears:
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    I can't think straight today but which English striker has scored more league goals at this point of the season than Charlie Austin has?
     
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    Shearer maybe?
     
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    Jimmy The Greatest of Are Times

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    Andy Cole is one. I think he bagged a staggering 19 league goals for Newcastle by December 19th in '93.
     
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    Yeah. 16 league goals for Blackburn by December 18th 1993.
     
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    Both in the days of 42 match seasons, so maybe not an equal comparison. But aye, Andy Cole and Peter Bearsdley ripped defences apart in 1993-4.

    Today, of course, the clueless fuck Pardew is currently doing his best to lose a 4th derby in a row to one of the worst Sunderland sides anyone has seen. That first half was fucking bish.

    MTF
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    I'd be pretty surprised if Sir Les hadn't reached 11 by this time in 1995-6, too.

    MTF :dunno:
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    Words do not do justice to explain how much I detest Alan Pardew. I literally fucking hate the bloke.

    MTF
     
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    Yeah I'm sure there have been some instances, debut seasons though? I'm not so sure.
     
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    Kevin Phillips is the only guy I can think of off the top of my head
     
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    Andy Carroll will get the nod.

    Feebles, is it safe to say that Pardews bubble is burst....
     
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    meetthefeebles Drunken Geordie Bastard

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    He didn't have one. He had one of his periodic lucky runs which keep his head above water. Now he's back to his usual shite. Fucking cunt that he is.

    MTF
     
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    And it will be a fucking disgrace
     
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    80% possession for Pool so far.
     
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    Well earned goal by Liverpool. That's the problem for them, it seems anything they get has be got the hard way.

    I wouldn't be surprised to see Arsenal tie it up if Sanchez or Giroud get half a chance.
     
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    And there it is. :pathetic:
     
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    played for england before, has 3 recent goals, and has fat sham backing him.
     
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    Slice N Dice Big stiff idiot

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    You have to start somewhere, Austin has three recent goals and they all came yesterday. I like Carroll but there's no fucking way he should get the nod over him.
     
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    Boom. Skrtel.

    Fuck the referee.....Borini slid in there masterfully, and got a foul against him.

    Arsenal are innocent fools, you will never beat the 'Pool.
     
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    I hear Charlie Austin gets his French Letters from China, marked "Xtra Small".
     
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    Shearer hit 11 goals before December 25, 1996, in his debut season for Newcastle.
     
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    Dont make up seasons.

    Sheerer is a gutless fag. Won't manage can't manage.
     
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    Hut*Hut The Mackintosh of temazepam

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    Shearer at Blackburn was gratist off are thymes.
     
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    And now he is a gutless charmless sofa urchin at the BBC.
     
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    Still enough to fuck Premiership defences
     
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