The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Hutster and friends back in the day.

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Billeh I see you lurking.

Hut is angreh because I was rudeh to that younge belfast harridan earlier.

 

I got tired of waiting for the cunts in the Europa League to sort themselves out. I booked a flight today. I'm going to England on April 14th and coming back to the US of Motherfucking A on April 27th.

 

If foreign customers asks what's the purpose for your visit do you say "to save the motherfucken day yeah!"

 

Non comprende senior. Some of them were taken in the city centre and others just down west end side streets, thats the main difference in business.

 

usted comprendes junior??

 

No comprende.

 

You should have said "Senor", not "Senior"

What you said was "I don't understand Senior"....so I asked..."Do you understand Junior" ::

Just farking with you loike.

 

Ah. Yeah, I don't actually speak Spanish. i was just wanted to pretend for a moment there.

 

The Glesganic Causing Panic.

 

Aye, i dont speak English very well either - 'business' should read 'busyness'.

 

Hut, as our resident Dog Person, can you tell me what is going at Crufts...:dunno: The Irish are getting poisoned!!!

 

I dont watch crufts man. Apparently some Belgian thinks his dug was victim of fooooul play though? Says he was given a poisoned meat treat by a Brit bampot burned up that foreigners had been allowed to enter.

 

Thats all we have to go on so far. Slug pellets apparently used to do the deed.

 

Dirty bastards.

 

British customs usually asks me to name the Everton starting XI.

I always make one mistake purposely to see if they'll catch it. Last year I had Baines staring in the midfield. They didn't catch it.

 

No way - really? ::

 

I think it was last year that I was so relieved to be off that plane and happy to be in England and looking forward to a nap that as soon as I came out of Customs I started heading for the door. I asked a lady, is the exit this way. She gave me a strange look. I asked again. She said, "Sir, you need to go to baggage claim and pick up your luggage."

"Oh, yeah." I had forgotten about that little step.

 

Just once. They're usually pretty cool.

 

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The real ootrage is hoo that poisoned Setter still thought it wiz Irish, despite living in Belgium, like.

 

Okay, Man U v Arsenal in the FA Cup. Arsenal haven't won at Old Trafford since 2006. They brought 10,000 fans into Manchester.

Does anyone know the ticket allocation rule?

I know it's a percentage of your ground and the FA Cup gives you a more generous percentage than a regular league match.

 

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Players trying to get others booked/sent off should be booked themselves. Mugs.

 

Innit.

 

Ugly boy booked for diving.

 

Good reffing. :bears:

 

Arsenal you are BLOWING THIS!!!

 

FERGIE TIME

 

Nae danger. They'll see this out easy, ManU have nothing