The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

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Oh, so you're angry that this guy WANTS TO WORK??

 

Looks like my home town (Bakersfield.)

 

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I heard one of the WORST blame Obama's of all time the other day and the guy was dead serious. He blamed Obama for the plane that went down in The Alps.

"Obama don't wanna call all Muslims terrorists! He wants to give them all jobs! Well, there you go! That co-pilot had a JOB! Any more bright ideas from you dull-eyed liberals!"

I know there are about 100 things wrong with that short statement. Where do you even start?

 

Fat Mick (EFC) vs. Jabba The Bruce (AVFC)

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Yeah there's not even a point in starting when someone is that far gone. It's like something from the youtube comment section.

 

If he wants to work at Burger King for £700 a month and Burger want to hire him WHATS THE PROBLEM?

 

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Even if the co-pilot was a Muslim Arab that would still be such an unbelievable stretch in logic. Throw in the fact that it was a white German and that ends it all.

My response to him was "I heard Obama likes to eat breakfast. Hitler liked breakfast. We're onto something here."

 

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LMFKO!

 

It looks like a well-trained and skilfully executed move which only a true professional could manage - Celtic star, Leigh Griffiths, looks tae his left, then looks tae his right.. and stuffs a Tunnocks Tea Cake in his mooth... all during last night's big game, like...

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/watch-celtic-sub-leigh-griffiths-5455512

 

Why's his head so massive?:: He looks like a really ugly 6 year old.

 

'Teacake oootrage!' ::

 

His heid is massive because o' the poor quality footage - some sortae warped perspective ::

Ah did originally title ma post 'Tea Cake Ootrage' but the boggin' video widnae upload properly so Ah hadtae resort tae the link. Ah've gottae strong feeling only Ye and me wid ever follow a link tae watch Leigh Griffiths eat a Tea Cake.

 

Meh. Ironically Sterling played well. Liverpool even played well up to a point. You can tell the way the heads dropped after the first that the confidence was shot. That's why I'm happy to see the back of Gerrar. He was responsible for that dedeflating loss. At least Can only misses one game but he never would have been sent off if Belerin had walked
Shit happens.

 

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Needed that.

 

Morrissey offers his opinion on Mexican people:

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Morrissey suffers through barbershop small talk

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He's a pompous git but I think he is honest enough.

 

Yeah. A smack in the face to me, didnt see that coming and was not happy with your managers comments during the week. Latent Racism, Captain Scarlet, Fairies under Rocks, the usual bollox like.

 

BArbers are good people. Talented fuckers with a useful trade like.

 

WHERES YOUR MOMMA GONE FAR FAR AWAY

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Quality confectionery, like.

 

Four great goals by Arsenal today.

 

Zamora's goal was beautiful. The guy doesn't score a lot, but when he does they tend to be top drawer.

 

He had a terrible childhood. He was abused at home, shunned at school and was basically a shut in. The moment he came out from being a shut in he became famous. He never experienced anything close to a normal life at any point.

I do like his lyrics, his songs, and the fact that he's vegetarian because of ethics. But he also is very sanctimonious and has done a lot of prickish things.