The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Caligula, I left you a Facebook message. Sorry I couldn't meet you tonight. Work was busy and I had to stay on.

No work for me now for 10 days. Freakin' delighted.

 

Coming off a demoralizing loss to Villa and still without their best striker {Sturridge} , Liverpool face into three hard league games in the space of 7 days.

West Brom are 5-6 for a win or draw against Liverpool today.

Easy money in my opinion.

 

Doon two nil tae boggin' Falkirk! O' shite.

 

:shadow:

 

QPR had it and were robbed.

 

Pardew manager of the year being exposed by Steve Bruce manager of the year and Tony Pewlis and Sherwood also manager of the year with the other manager of the year David Moyes Moyes Boys.

 

Jesus christ Steve Bruce is still employed?

 

Ah... thanks tae an entirely fair extra five minutes, Rangers managed tae draw 2-2.

HOOEVER:

'...failure to win allowed Hibernian to move up to second.
Stuart McCall's side slip one point below Hibs ahead of next week's final round of fixtures.
The team finishing third will face Queen of the South over two legs to decide who meets the division's runners-up in the Premiership play-off semi-final double-header.
The winner will then meet the team finishing second-bottom in the Premiership, again over two legs, with a place in the top flight the prize.'

 

Rangers will go up

 

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One o' ma favourite films as a laddie... Ye can still SEE the dragon in the Munich Film Studios. Ah have been known, tae sing the Lamar song in ma car, including the high bits: 'Neverending stoooooory!'

 

When I was a wee kid my two brothers & I each had a long vhs tape to fill up with films from the tele we liked..... and my brother used MY TAPE to record Never ending story, wiping Indiana Jones temple of doom in the process. Genuine, formative OOTRAGE. So i always had an irrational hatred of that film and refused to ever even watch it.

 

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Och, that's fyewdin' behaviour and no mistake! If wiznae yer sibling it widae been Claymores at dawn.

Ah dinnae think Ye'd like Neverending Story noo, laddie, so Ah willnae argue the case.

'The Goonies' wiz the best thing the Clan Hunger used tae watch on long play vhs. Mustae watched it thirty times or more... Ah still wantae be a Goonie.

 

Same here. My mother recorded Princess Al-Di's funeral over Ireland 1 0 Italy Giants Stadium 1994.

 

Could that Kardashian moll be any more less useless....I mean what DOES SHE DO....

 

|United being raped.

 

Just blundered into a Rangers pub z. There's pictures of the queen and gazza on the wall.

 

Such congruous and readily-reconcilable figures.

 

It must fucking suck to be a Chelsea fan. Even when you win something it's done in the most boring fashion imaginable

 

The clock had a note attached to it saying "NAE TIC!!!". Now I'm in a Partick thistle pub. Didn't know such a thing existed

 

Thistles.

 

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I have a few ideas as to what that means but I'd prefer you explain it rather than me ignorantly pretending I understand.

 

cel'TIC'. Nae tic. Clock goes tick tock. Nobody said proddies were creative.

My mate just bought a hoooos off maryhill road so we ended up in various pubs that way. Some were quite good. The thistle one had an abandoned beer garden that got the sun all afternoon. Cheap concrete paving and white plastic seats....there was an old pigeon coop in it and guiness was 2.20 a pint. This was the Rangers pub. You wouldnt go there to pull.

 

We're all gonna be dead the day after tomorrow

 

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Ain't that the truth. Sometimes, no shit, sometimes, I forget what age I am.