The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

One of the Japanese girls really looks like a teenage boy.

 

This is going to extra time.

 

...and two o' the best penalty takers has been subbed.

 

Whit are Ye still doing up, anyhoo, McShake? Are Ye still worried aboot Silas' sandwich?

 

OH NO, what a stunning own goal. Poor girl.

It's really hot, Billeh. Will be tough to sleep tonight.

 

Own goal ba England in last minute... the pride o' Lionesses are oot.

Great Britain are Prood o' Yeez.

Noo Ah'm off fer a wee pish and then offtae bed.

 

Just one of those things. Could have happened to any one of those girls.

 

:: I wonder if Slice ate his sandwich or if his cat had it.

 

Just bang a few gronks oot o'er the bevvy of beauties we saw taenight on the pitch and Ye'll be right... just kilting - might gie Te nightmares ::

Jimmy - Ye're a gent. Good night laddie and dinnae get mad at the heat, the sun brings the lassies oot.

 

Typical type of thing to happen to England though.

 

:: I'm going to listen to Johnny Cash. I'll sleep soundly, laddie. Ta ta.

 

Ah hope his cat opened up the fridge and dropped a huge blackberry right in the middle o' the sandwich, put the SLICE o' bread back tae cover his tracks and then Slice took a big bite oot o' the dirty protest. That wid be grand.

Anyhoo, can't stay up all night fantasising aboot cats and scat. Until the next time laddie.

 

As QPR fan, he has reputation for staying up all hours watching a pack o fannies in blue and white achieve precisely fuck all.

 

Typical woman.

1. She fucks up.

2. She tries to blame somebody else. Looks around for scapies, like.

3. The tears.

4. The Hero Status.

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Nothing against QPR - but the lassies playing last night were in blue and white and did indeed have fannies, so Ah'll gie Ye that much, Irish.

As tae achieving FA... they've been entertaining, committed and made it tae a semi final in a World Championship. Ah say this no' tae spite Ye and speak wi' sincerity as Ah've watched allae they games.

Noo, it's set up fer a scintillating England vs Germany classic. Or as the Krankies wid say: Fandabbydozy!

 

Bless her knee high white socks.

Allae the above could be applied tae a number o' laddies who've played in important matches and experienced a dreadful ootcome.

 

OPh yes, I forgot..............England can still........."Finish higher than any England team has finished since 1966"..........I presume that is the modus.

 

Really..........Who did John Arne Riise blame when he fucked up..........did he cry...........and did we write long and hard into the black-as-a-sweeps-bollox night about what a HERO he was :dunno:

If the lassies wanna be treated like men they better MAN UP!!!

 

If that's the case than they have only equalled the 1990 side and it could be argued no' done as well fer the '90 side took it as far as pens. No'theless - a successful campaign considering better sides fell along the way.

They have manned up... it wiz a devestating blow but they've kept ticking. It's no' a reaction like the Argentinians Men's team aftae Germany beat 'em in the quarter finals o' the 2006 World Cup (they tried tae start a brawl which resulted in a German player being suspended fer the semi against Italia).

Laddie - Ye havetae explain tae me whit ootcome Ye're hoping fer ba all this mince Ye're bealling on aboot. We can then establish the boondaries and work taewards ma inevitable win, like.

:up:

 

I have an apple tree. You have a crab-apple tree. Stop running into my orchard with yer rotten windfalls and telling me hoo far ye have come.

My one pristine shiny Apple is worth a whole barrow-load of yer shite like!!

 

By the way this isn't about ingerland............:nono:

This is bigger. This is for all the marbles. These vixens need fighting.

 

http://www.theguardian.com/football...-nothing-inferior-about-this-womens-world-cup

I’m a football convert! The 2015 women’s World Cup has achieved what nearly nine years living in England could not: an interest in “the world game”. It may be unoriginal, since millions of people around the world seem to have converted with me over the past four weeks, but what a thrill it’s been.
In the early rounds of the World Cup, the Australian columnist and professional contrarian Rita Panahi revealed she “couldn’t care less about women’s sport” because, she claimed, it was an “inferior product”.
How foolish she ought to feel today!
The semi-final between England and Japan had everything – excitement (England’s near-miss in the first minute of the match, and then three close attempts within minutes in the second half), controversy (both teams scoring from penalties that the experts quickly determined were dubious decisions), moments of joy (England successfully converted a penalty! Perhaps they can give their compatriot men some tips?) and, finally, absolute devastation (can there be any worse way to lose a game than an own goal scored in the 92nd minute?).
I have to confess: I cried when it was all over. I choked up on the penalties, I roared when England scored, I groaned when Japan did and I dropped my head into my hands at the own goal. There is a pit in my stomach that physically hurts for Laura Bassett but she became a hero of mine today and will remain one for a long time.
This World Cup has been a ratings winner around the world: 1.6 million people tuned in to watch the England v Canada quarter final, which was watched in the stadium by more than 54,000 fans. The England v Japan match report is the most popular story on our website as I write this. So why has a game that’s so enjoyable to watch gone under the radar for so long?
There is really only one reason the public doesn’t follow women’s sport in the same way they follow men’s – there is no way to follow it. Many women’s sports have little to no public profile and that was the same with women’s football until now. Where are the games? Who are the players?

 

There's no way to watch or attend the games, guys.

 

Wow what a goddamned outrage ... This fluff piece is obviously the football equivalent of the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand

 

1.6 million people did watch it - this is correct

54,000 fans did attend the quarter final - this is also correct

I'm assuming the stat about it being the most popular news story on the Guardian website is also true

And whilst it's not the only reason people don't watch it, it does suffer from a lack of coverage. Not that I'd want to watch it, but it is a fair point.

Again, their exploits will be a distant memory once the new season starts so I'm not sure what the beef is.

 

She says there is no way to watch it.

Then she says 1.6m people watched it on TV and 55,000 people attended one of the games.

Yet....there was no way to watch it.

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Fuck.

 

It's pretty obvious she's talking about outside of the World Cup

 

I see. There are bans on people traveling to these games :dunno:

There is almost no way to watch Live League of Ireland football............

..................and some of the GAA is now on Pay TV.

Guess what.........people who really want to see the games will buy a ticket and travel.

 

A BBC radio DJ has sparked a bitter backlash after writing off women’s football as ‘rubbish’ and saying the best players are only Sunday league standard.
Danny Kelly told listeners that the women’s game was “naff” and described Birmingham City Ladies, who won the FA Women’s Cup in 2012, as “fairly successful”.
Kelly, speaking on his BBC West Midlands phone-in show on Friday, said: “If we’re to be honest with ourselves, women’s football is rubbish compared with men’s football.”
The Everton fan then said there would be a ‘ cricket score’ if the male Birmingham or England football teams played their female counterparts.
Kelly was hosting a phone-in about ‘Twirlgate’, where a commentator asked Canadian tennis star Eugenie Bouchard to “do a little twirl” to show off her outfit at the Australian Open.
The DJ was taken to task by a caller called Polly, who told him: “You’re not really a football fan.”
Defending the women’s game, she said: “You can’t say it’s naff, it’s really good and it’s exciting.”


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