The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

A wee bird jobbied in Ashley Young's mooth!

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It was a Swan.

 

Oh fuck.

£100 going down the shitter.

 

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OK I lost £100 but what the fuck, that's hilarious

 

Damn - sorry tae hear that. Fortune favours the brave so Ah hope yer time comes. Ah am boggin useless at betting especially at the fitba. Had some small success wi' boxing and am thirty poond in credit in ma Sky accoont.

 

Nice finish from that bird.

 

Everton pissed away two points by playing the second half like lazy asses (sans Naysmith who was everywhere.) John Stones played like he was stoned. Apparently Leicester has a 12th player that's invisible. Stones had him marked all match.

 

1-0 Crystal Palace

Uphill battle for Arsenal now as CP has been parking the bus from the opening whistle.

 

Everton and Liverpool did that a lot last season. Late equalizers. One game that stands out for both sides was the West Bum match.

 

Relief for the Gooners as they tie it up before the half.

 

Yeah,but...if I was really brave I would have made a fucking fortune today...I was SO CLOSE to dumping £200 on Arsenal to win and would have made £800 on that.

 

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An extremely impressive man.

 

The mighty HEED are unbeaten in three now in the conference. Get some money on them going up. You won't be disappointed.

MTF

 

16 hour work day after a 40 hour work week. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.

Nah, only joking, it's not that bad. Pretty pish though. Now I drink.

Earlier I asked a pasty red headed dude with a Celtic scarf what the Celtic score had been. 'What?' 'Sorry?' I repeated 3 more times & finally he answered 6-1. Turned out he was an Australian here to visit. That was the most interesting thing that happened today.

 

What does it cost to hire a translator for the day in Glasgow?

 

Also a bit of a brute. But I agree with the general premise.

 

Hut, what the fuck are you doing in Glesga....come down to Landan, we'll rent a gaffe in Cheapside. You tell me what to do in the markets and I will go and do it. Even split. At weekends we will join Jimmeh down in Chiswick and do something you thought you could never do...SUPPORT RANGERS>

 

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The MLS started that.

 

Nice late win by Arsenal.

 

London? You must be kidding. I'd end up in a leaky house boat eating catfood and rice with my hands in London. Rustling a blue polly bag of tennents super while i sing 'when i leave old glasgow behind' and sob.

 

That equalizer has been coming. Lucky I covered it with £30 on Southampton-Draw at 9-2. Stand to get yesterdays losses back plus a few bob on top if it stays like this or if Southampton win.

 

Tadic:bravo:

 

Hut...have you seen that documentary "City Boy".....I mean, what do these guys have that you don't.

 

So we talk about world class players like Bale while this clown Sturridge can't shoot the ball from more than 15 yards?

He's nothing without Suarez and his "goal" should've been disallowed as he was clearly offside.

 

Southampton have created tons of chances today. Crazy it's 2-1 to Liverpool.

 

Rodgers started Manquillo, a loan signing from Spain, and Lucas.

How many of his big signings played......

Scruffy win. But a big win.

 

No, he was onside, and he scored the winning goal.