The 2015-16 World Fitba Thread!

Albania leading Ronaldo-less Portugal 1-0.

 

Both Northern and Southern Ireland won their opening qualifiers earlier.

 

What did you say????

 

Yeah what the fuck is that, you fucking nazi?

 

Southern Ireland..................Cork must have gone over to Georgia and won.

Well played Southern Ireland!!!

I wonder if it was just a bit of Portugal that lost to Albania, or the whole country, like.

 

I hear the Northern bit of England lost 2-1 to West Germany.

 

I wasn't sure if anybody would notice. :giggle:

 

Gibraltar got off to a good start by only conceding 7 goals.

 

not exactly rock solid at the back, were they.

 

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I didn't see the game or highlights but that would seem to be the case.

 

Tae be fair tae Vhisky, Eire is partae the British Isles although why he wid then follow up wi' further insult ba mentioning the Gibraltar Incident, Ah cannae say, like.

Silent Neet - Ah wiz just asking fer a striker tip no' fer a commitment tae a FF league. Ah do, hooever, respect yer answer. Ye're oot o' the THREEDOM, mind Ye.

Vhisky - watched whole game last neet on RTL Live. Germany had loadsae chances but oor laddies put they willies up yeez in the second half. Ah'm prood o' them.

 

Is that Pro-Footballer as in EVO Pro Footballer............

 

So my brother in law has a coworker whose friend moved in next door to Robert Plant, of all people

apparently, Robert Plant sauntered over to their house all friendly and shit and says "yes, hello... Listen, we're neighbors so let's help each other out... Here is a copy of my key, give me a copy of yours and if you're away I can water your plants and look after your pets and when I'm not here you can water my plants and feed my cats" and they were completely shocked but were basically thinking "fuck yeah I'll water Robert Plant's plants and feed his cats!" So they happily agreed...

its the most bizarre thing I can imagine, completely fucking amazing

 

:: :: That's brilliant, are they in London?

 

Even with all of the friends of cousins of coworkers and so on I hope cdogg's sister doesn't make enemies between UK and the West. "My brother has some issues with many of those songs. For example , the percussion in album 2, track 5 about 2 minutes in ..."

We could be heading for 1812 with the catalyst being one of fightbeat's members.

 

I don't know, have to ask... I picture Robert Plant living somewhere in the Black Country::

 

No I believe I'd keep my criticism to myself for the honor of looking after Robert Plant's plants and cat

 

The Wenger Conspiracy.

 

@WengerKnowsBest is an enjoyable twitter parody

 

Is it the 4th best twitter parody account?

 

It's the 4th best on my twitter feed after

@Old Hoss Radburn ... the gold standard, frankly
@usasoccerguy ... Pretty fantastic, even if it is unfair to us Yankees
@ Evil Kagawa (which has become less funny because the operator is obviously a Man U fan)

 

I heard of the evil kagawa one, but not the others. I'll have to check them out.

 

:laughing:

 

you'll love usasoccerguy

he calls goals "goalshots"

 

Yeah, i was just reading some of it. ::

 

It's great

"Hand denial"::

I love the angry idiots who don't get the joke

 

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