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  1. Anthony

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    You dont have to be either. You could be slow, fat and still beat a zombie. Very easily. Because you will still be faster than a snail as zombie.
     
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    They're not scary INDIVIDUALLY. But they ARE scary when you have to face THIS!!!!! One scratch or bite from one of these and you're f*cked!

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    That guy is an idiot. He should have climbed the barn and picked them off one by one.

    That being said Hanz, if zombies were ever real, that amount of zombies being made would never happen. That situation would be handled in an hour. You notice they never show zombies starting from the beginning. They always show it after there are too many. That is because to film the process of slow zombies getting into the thousands would be so ridiculous, people wouldnt watch.
     
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    We're not discussing the origin. We're discussing slow zombies vs fast zombies. My opinion is that BOTH are scary. Fast zombies scarier for very obvious reasons but slow ones are still just as dangerous when there are many of them.
     
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    That is something I have never seen in a zombie movie. The closest I ever saw to that was in Return of the Living Dead when the girl threw acid in the zombie's eyes. It would be good to see a nice double-eye gouge, but the zombies would be biting for your fingers/hands.
     
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    That's because the assholes who were keeping watch were consistently unable to see a horde of hundreds of slowish moving zombies, until they were right on top of the group.

    Sheer stupidity got most of them killed.
     
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    Oh yeah, now the shit's airborne. Everybody has the Rise From the Dead gene now. Kill your best friend in a gunfight and he'll re-generate into a walking zombie if you don't blow his head completely off.

    :shit::shit:
     
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    :bears: Sh*t's gonna get good in season 3!
     
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    The zombies are spreading out from the city into the farmlands and everywhere else. Death is inevitable. It's about who can survive for the longest. And the zombies are physically strong like average people. When they grab a hold of you, they're hard to get off.
     
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    Rick and his whore wife need to go. Shane was the only one who knew what was what, and they killed him off.

    :shit::shit::shit:


    Oh, and that kid of theirs. What a horrible fucking offspring he is. That whole family is just awful. :lol:
     
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    How come zombies don't eat each other?
     
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    The same reason you would only eat fresh KFC chicken breasts right out of the oven after being attracted by its wonderful smell instead of already-eaten KFC chicken breasts from the garbage which has lost its appeal, freshness and smell.
     
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    so what if i rubbed myself with a dead body?
     
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    There is nothing wrong with Rick really. He's not self serving and has done everything he can which he thought was right for the sake of keeping everybody in the group alive. He even saved Shane's life even after Shane tried to kill him. Shane was beyond help. His obsession was psychotic. He needed to either die or go far away and leave the group.

    Agreed about Rick's wife but the poor woman is completely confused and really not capable of dealing with the new world. Not sure about his son. Kid needs a slap or two.

    I wonder if Rick will kill his wife? That would be a great turn of events.
     
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    I'm guessing you don't watch The Walking Dead because this was done in season 1 where they slaughtered a zombie and took its guts and smeared it all over themselves and then they went out into the city and hordes of zombies paid them no attention.
     
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    Just another easy way to get away Hanz. Zombies are the stupidest mosnters ever created.

    Why would you need to hide or run? Just walk around in dead people's smell all day.
     
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    They should cast me on the show. Or at least hire me as a slap consultant
     
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    If that was your wife godfather, you would've slapped the sh*t out her!
    Everybody watching the show wants them both dead. Not 1 viewer actually likes that kid and his dumb f*ck whore of a mother. I like the actress Sarah Wayne Callies but she's done a good job making everybody hate her.
     
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    Well if you think about it, zombies have only the most primal of instincts. Basically they are below even dogs in the thought process. They can't comprehend anything other than walking and eating living creatures.
     
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    Walking around while smeared in a zombie's guts would be disgusting.
     
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    he didn't have enough bullets to pick them off one by one so he trapped them in the barn, lit a fire and burned them all alive but it didn't matter because there were another thousand+ zombies still coming into the farmland.
     
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    so? Just walk away from them. they will be fine.
     
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    I'd get over it.
     
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    My wife would never cheat hanz.
     
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    I can out think a dog, i can out think a damn zombie hanz. EASILY. You know it too.
     
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    It's the numbers....it's all about NUMBERS...and then it's about food and resources...
     
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    I'm just about ready to smash this computer!!! :pissed:
     
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    That seems to go well over anthony's head!
     
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    Depends on if she thought you were dead. That was the scenario in Walking Dead season 1 when Rick Grimes was thought to be dead and his wife had already moved on with her life. Was a shock to her when he came back.
     
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    You can handle 1 dog. You can't handle a hundred raging pitbulls coming at you from all directions. You're going to need resources. That means food and shelter and water. You're going to need rest and sleep. But again, you are the f*cking Terminator and Bruce Lee rolled into one so....
     
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